Time Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 4

I wear a watch on my penis cause bitch you know what time it is.

— Nikhil Saluja

Revenge is a dish best served on the boobs a couple of times.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't trust boobs. Keep both eyes on them at all times.

— Nikhil Saluja

Never been more embarrassed than the time I walked in on a co-worker while I was masturbating.

— Nikhil Saluja

Cloning seems like a good idea. I'd have much more time to come up with funny tweets.

— Nikhil Saluja

That moment when you have to beg yourself to stop crying and tell yourself, 'Be Strong'

— Nikhil Saluja

My wife brings up the subject of my affair all the time - especially during sex. To be honest, I wish she'd…

— Nikhil Saluja

The best feeling in the world is knowing you finally took a step in the right direction, a step towards a better…

— Nikhil Saluja

Nowadays people spend more time cleaning the touchscreen of their cellphone than they spend cleaning their genitals.

— Nikhil Saluja

If a girl takes the time to straighten her hair and you don't fall in love with her you're an asshole.

— Nikhil Saluja

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm from the future. Some people are still unfollowing me.

— Nikhil Saluja

A moment of silence for all the teenagers whose parents wont let them eat in their room.

— Nikhil Saluja

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

— Nikhil Saluja

Girls don't try to trick me with makeup. It's a waste of both our time.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you ever find yourself begging for followers just do yourself a favor and stab yourself. Multiple times.

— Nikhil Saluja

I stick my middle finger up at the cops all the time. At night. When they're driving the opposite way. And we're…

— Nikhil Saluja

The only time I check twitter is when I'm bored or breathing.

— Nikhil Saluja

I think I can fly - time

— Nikhil Saluja

Ofcourse gay men dress well... They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing

— Nikhil Saluja

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and…

— Nikhil Saluja

Sweetie, if you opened a book more times than you opened your legs,you might actually get somewhere in life.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you're not sure if someone loves you or not, stop wasting time they don't.

— Nikhil Saluja

The only time a woman should have a man by the balls is when she's sucking on them.

— Nikhil Saluja

The only time I enjoy listening to people complain is when I have my earphones on.

— Nikhil Saluja