Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
