It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Ther's still a few honest folks left but they never seem t' find anything you lose. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
