I'd have more money than Bill Gates if I could invent a snooze button for bladders. — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
I liked what we had, I just didn't like having it with you. — Rock Cowles Bad relationship Copy Share Image
As I age, the filters between my mind and my mouth get used less and less and the unsuspecting world gets to… — Rock Cowles Aging Copy Share Image
If a famous liberal politician received a fatal swirly, would the rest of them try to ban indoor plumbing or opposable thumbs… — Rock Cowles Bullies Copy Share Image
Getting proper change back at McDonalds: It's not rocket science, but it might as well be. — Rock Cowles Change Copy Share Image
No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion. — Rock Cowles Computer Copy Share Image
Last year the vet told me my dog was getting old and I should put her down so I started calling her… — Rock Cowles Dog Copy Share Image
If you can't afford to give something away, you don't own it, it owns you. If you can't afford to sell it,… — Rock Cowles Greed Copy Share Image
I'd like to see atheism represented not only as an intelligent choice, but common sense. It shouldn't take years of study to… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
Tell me, what would life be like if we all just tried to be the best thing that ever happened to each… — Rock Cowles Amazing life Copy Share Image
What's the most interesting thing about me? Its a toss up between my frolicking, unconventional, and twisted mind and the way I… — Rock Cowles Dating Copy Share Image
Its so easy to read into why people do things, to make assumptions, jump to conclusions, and to reduce people to the… — Rock Cowles Castes Copy Share Image
Religion: A friend of a friend's brother's ex-girlfriend's dad's former classmate's boss's mother-in-law's co-worker's milkman's pen pal's, medicine man's babysitter's dog said...… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
I don't believe is a statement for me, not a stand. Ignosticism reminds me how much I don't know. It doesn't mean… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
Do you know how many great writers, musicians, artists, scientists, inventors, theologians, and statesmen have died poor? All of them! You can't… — Rock Cowles Art Copy Share Image
I hate politics. It often seems like an exercise in futility and I'd like to say screw it and let it be… — Rock Cowles America Copy Share Image
One of the great things about having your own invisible god is you can make him/her/it as big and grand as your… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
Whenever I meet someone who doesn't seem to have much of a sense of humor I like to lighten things up by… — Rock Cowles Anti social Copy Share Image
Religion is a universal security blanket for a lot of people, especially children. It gives them a sense of security, albeit, I… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
If there is no God wouldn't you want to know? If you wore a big heavy parachute 24/7 for years in case… — Rock Cowles Agnostic Copy Share Image
I think Liberals may tend to be more people oriented, whereas Conservatives are more task oriented. It makes Liberals look softheaded to… — Rock Cowles Critical thinking Copy Share Image
I wouldn't recommend investing a lot of time worrying about a guy who's plans for world domination involved chicken suits and making… — Rock Cowles Awareness Copy Share Image
Someone once busted on me on facebook for liking one of my own posts. Why the hell would I have posted it… — Rock Cowles Copyrights Copy Share Image
An atheist is merely someone who doesn't believe in god/s. Atheism matters to me because I see what religion does to people,… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
Happiness in relationships is often a balancing act. You can't always just go after eye candy, follow your pants, or get tugged… — Rock Cowles Balancing act Copy Share Image