Don't underestimate Jewish chicks. They can party like no tomorrow and you better be prepared and have a condom or two with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wait, just wait a little longer, 'cause maybe someday I will be ready, and when that day comes, we'll both be happy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No woman is ever too tired for sex. Sometimes, we'd just rather spend our energy on things that we actually get something… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Legislation to apply the principle of equal pay for equal work without discrimination because of sex is a matter of simple justice — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nakedness has no color: this can come as news only to those who have never covered, or been covered by, another naked… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex and obscenity are not synonymous. Obscene material is material which deals with sex in a manner appealing to prurient interest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People don't want to see me having sex... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way youll get an applause every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Perhaps I was being picky, but I really didn’t think being able to spell orgasm without being spotted a vowel was asking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first two facts which a healthy boy or girl feels about sex are these: first that it is beautiful and then… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A boy friend should make his girlfriend's pussy wet, not her eyes. A girlfriend should make her boyfriend's cock hard, not his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis...She asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating up your dinner' wasn't a sexy answer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know why they call it a Walk of Shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Vainglory, however, no matter how much medieval Christianity insisted it was a sin, is a motor of mankind, no more eradicable than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men don't have higher sex drives than women. We just act like we don't always want it because withholding sex gives us… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My favorite sex position? It's called the virgin. You stand there with your legs closed shut waiting for the right person to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you know that there is one ultimate reason why women cheat on their partners? It is due to fact that they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
BEFORE SEX; you help each other get naked. AFTER SEX; you dress yourself. Moral of the story, in life, no one helps… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It hurts when someone with whom you wanna talk ignores you,but it hurts worst when you ignore that person because they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Loneliness, good sex and good memories can make you go back to a bad ex. Remember the real reasons you're not with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex, a great and mysterious motive force in human life, has indisputably been a subject of absorbing interest to mankind through the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love isn't all about flirting, hugs, kisses and sex. Love is about taking all those things away and still having feelings for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HARRY POTTER CONDOMS: In case you need an invisibility cloak for your wand while entering the chamber of secrets so you don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one sex can govern alone. I believe that one of the reasons why civilization has failed so lamentably is that is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your parents bring up the topic of sex and you just sit there all innocent like, 'Wait, whats… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do we learn about sex, really? Surely not from our parents, schools, or Hollywood movies. Like most things, we probably learn… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to control anybody's mind or anybody's heart - I just want to help free people from the concept of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are... Sex is something I just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The great thing about glow-in-the-dark condoms is that if you get up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge,you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a man tells you that he's fallen in love at first sight with you, just punch him. It's just another way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You will not easily get a man to believe that his carnal love for the woman he has made his wife is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The passion between the sexes has appeared in every age to be so nearly the same, that it may always be considered,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Treating a person as a means to an end, and an end moreover which in this case is pleasure, the maximization of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage...is the union of two people of different sexes with a view to the mutual possession of each other's sexual attributes for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're just being cryptic again. It's like soap opera sex. Lots of boring dialogue and when they finally do go to bed,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
