Bitchy Quote by Anonymous

FAVORITE SEX POSITION: Oh mines.It's called the virgin, you stand there with your legs closed shut waiting for the next right person to come…

— Kiara Sellars

Favourite. Sex position? Oh mine is called the virgin. You stand there with your legs close shut waiting for the right person to come…

— Anonymous

My favorite sexual position is when the girl is facing Mecca and I am fighting off a wolf.

— Dane Cook

There are some elements in life - above all, sexual pleasure - about which it isn't necessary to have a position.

— Susan Sontag

I like to put myself in the most uncomfortable position.

— Sebastian Thrun

Girlfriend : Babe , What's Your Favorite Position? ;) Boyfriend : When I Get On One Knee and Make You My Wife.

— Anonymous

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

— Anonymous

Wherever it goes is my best position. Wherever it goes I am comfortable.

— Conor McGregor

I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control.

— Melissa Satta

I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.

— Tallulah Bankhead

It is not the position you stand, but the direction in which you look.

— Anonymous