Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Camouflage condoms: They'll never see you coming.

— Anonymous

I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.

— Aziz Ansari

With so many girls pregnant at school, condoms should be on the supply list.

— Pretty Ladii

“A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom.
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— Jarod Kintz

Death's got an Invisibility Cloak? Harry interrupted again. So he can sneak up on people, said Ron. Sometimes he gets bored of running at…

— JK Rowling

“I remember what he was wearing. A navy-blue coat and that Harry Potter scarf." "What the heck's a Harry Potter scarf?" Jacy snorts, "Low-rent…

— Carol M. Tanzman

You can wear a condom but you cant come here

— Lil Wayne

Sex whilst wearing two condoms - Prudential

— Nikhil Saluja

I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.

— Anonymous

Condoms: If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, Happy Fathers Day!

— Anonymous

Boy: It's awkward buying condoms. Girl: It's awkward walking around pregnant.

— Anonymous

Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again. "So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at…

— Anonymous