Don't let good sex confuse your heart and make you think that you're in love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are two types of people in this world, people who masturbate and liars. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a girl is in love, she offers sex. When a guy wants sex, he offers love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to unless . . . You're in a prison. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't let Affection turn into Infection, put some Protection on that Erection! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex has become more and more attractive because of its condemnation by priests — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love sex! So why waste time? So why are you just standing there fully clothed? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex should be a lot like tennis. After it's over, you put your balls away, shake hands and go on with your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I think of you; Thoughts of special moments flood into my head/heart. My hand wanders to my passionate spot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have someone that loves you...appreciate it because every since sex came easy, love became harder to find. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you took away the sex, what else do you have with that person? If it's nothing, then you know where you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The data don't lie: a Chicago street prostitute is more likely to have sex with a cop than to be arrested by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not only did I manage to accidentally meet the man I’m investigating, I managed to accidentally have sex with him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a man called Christmas Day a mere hypocritical excuse for drunkenness and gluttony, that would be false, but it would have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Power is the engine of the world,and sex and money its oil and lubricants.God is at best the invocation before you start… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like nowadays, relationships are so rushed, and that's why they end so quickly. People have sex too quick, also becoming… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You know the reason The Beatles made it so big?...'I Wanna Hold Your Hand.' First single. Fucking brilliant. Perhaps the most fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Talk dirty to me. Make me moan, turn me on. Shove me against the wall, kiss me repeatedly, touch my body. Curl… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres a huge difference in sex and making love. We have sex with someone who can satisfy us physically, but we make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Two kisses in one kiss was all it took, a comfort, a warmth, perhaps temporary, perhaps false, but reassuring nonetheless, and mine,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just saved a whole bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Making love begins from the outside in. Being in love begins from the inside out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... Nice ass! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX ITS YOUR FIRST TIME IT HURT BUT THEN ITS ALL PLEASURE BEYACH!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If days of the week were sex acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who describe things as 'better than sex' are having the wrong kind of sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres No Excuse For Hitting a woman, unless you're slapping that ass during sex! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You have to be a sexologist: when I wish your fuckin' advice, I'll let you know.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once you go black you will never go back once you go white you know its just right — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say you should never work with children or animals.... Isn't that right, Rolf? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My body is a TEMPLE..Sooo I am going to wait for marriage. Then you can explore It. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We tried to make a movie that had sex and violence because we like sex and violence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
