I would like to find the person who discovered sex and see what he's working on now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl: I have the pussy so I make the rules. Boy: I have the dick so I fuck the rules — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody has a bit of freak in them, it just takes the right person to bring it out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over the imaginary sex I was having with you in my head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is like maths, subtract clothes add bed divied legs and pray you don't multiply :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems because a shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So sad that most of the guys nowadays give up so quickly on girls they like and choose those who will easily… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is the best sexual position to create a gorgeous, charming absolutely attractive and cute baby?.... Ask my parents! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight I would tell you but you won't believe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
90 people have swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl so damn fine I am going to treat you like my homework I am going to slam you on this table… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Snow is like sex, you never know when you might get some, don't know how many inches you'll get, or how long… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing a 'Do not disturb' sign and automatically assuming people in there are having sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have learned that love can grow without sex, and that sex does not always lead to love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let me get this straight: I give birth, raise kids, work AND cook, and I'm the weaker sex? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl this is what men think if u f** 1 dude then ur good none your excellent and so on.... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For the past twenty years you and I have been fed all day long on good solid lies about sex — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Knock Knock... Whos there? Ben hur Ben hur who? Ben hur over and give it to her doggy style — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex just complicates everything , it stresses love it causes jealousy and it beats curiosity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're man enough to knock her up...then, you better be man enough to support the child... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A man knows what he likes, so sex with some men is like sex with a mind reader, someone who knows exactly… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Giving English to an American is like giving sex to a child. He knows it's important but he doesn't know what to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ten thousand women marched through the streets shouting, 'We will not be dictated to,' and went off and became stenographers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A king is always a king - and a woman always a woman: his authority and her sex ever stand between them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love me tender, Love me sweet, Tie my hands, Then tie my feet, Fuck me hard, Then fuck me slow, Fuck me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Safe sex- if you're gonna make love with the person whom you love so much do it wearing the safest thing. .… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
