Some girls are like community colleges...Even if you're not the smartest guy, you probably still get in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What exactly does that expression mean, friends with benefits? Does he provide her with health insurance? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why they get divorced all the time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Studies show that sex in the morning is more effective than caffeine. At least that's what I'm going with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The human spirit sublimates the impulses it thwarts; a healthy sex life mitigates the lust for other sports. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man and a woman are new to one another throughout a life-time, in the rhythm of marriage that matches the rhythm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The use of knowledge in our sex (beside the amusement of solitude) is to moderate the passions and learn to be contented… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Their violence (the jungle wars of the '70s), and all violence for that matter, reflects the neutral exploration of sensation that is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I believe compassion to be one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bait N' Tackle - The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long,lonely voyage,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fuck me. sideways.in a chair. backwards.twice. from behind. on top. for hours. upside down. horizontally. standing up. in a bed.on the table.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls are the best vehicles in the world because: 2 beautiful headlights in front, 2 great bumbers at the back, self-lubricating when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It would seem that Our Lord finds our desires not too strong, but too weak. We are half-hearted creatures, fooling about with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
