Dirty Quote by Anonymous

“Procrastination is like masturbation, in the beginning it feels good, but in the end, you're just f***ing yourself!”

— Michael McCarthy

“Procrastination is like masturbation: it's fun for awhile, but in the end, you're only screwing yourself.”

— Lauren Kunze

Masturbation is a meditation on self-love. So many of us are afflicted with self-loathing, bad body images, shame about our body functions, and confusion…

— Betty Dodson

Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who...have already accepted as inevitable the wide…

— Quentin Crisp

Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction...

— Anonymous

Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.

— Mason Cooley

It's what I call "mental masturbation", when you engage is some pointless intellectual exercise that has no possible meaning.

— Linus Torvalds

The earlier you learn to masturbate, the better your sex life will be.

— Kim Cattrall

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.

— Truman Capote

Procrastination is, hands down, our favorite form of self-sabotage.

— Anonymous

I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.

— John Mayer

It's very important to enjoy what you're doing or else you are always going to procrastinate.

— James Altucher