“Masturbation, like writing, is best when your mind is working faster than your hand.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It’s disgusting. On trains, the number of those people doing that strange masturbation-like gesture is multiplying. — Hayao Miyazaki Copy Share Image
Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
