Sex is good, sex is fine, Doggystyle & 69, Just for fun or getting paid, Everyone loves getting laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a girl sleeps with you on the first date, she's probably not interested in seeing you again after. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: 'Oh my God! Congratulations!' Me: 'My teacher had sex?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love. Words can express it good, feelings can express it better. Hard pounding motions express it best. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room...sex-ed is so advanced now, they also give homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is easier to talk about money -- and much easier to talk about sex -- than it is to talk about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...we will arrange for 'religion' to become a small subdepartment of ordinary life; it will be quite safe - harmless, in fact… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had thought no girl could ever be satisfying enough to keep me from wanting someone else, something new and exotic every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This could be so much more. So much more than a casual kiss, and a quick caress beneath the sheets. This really… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone goes around trying to find their soul mate, but no matter how hard they look, they can never find it. So… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Because in every relationship there comes a point when the damage is too much and no matter how good it once was,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman means by Unselfishness chiefly taking trouble for others; a man means not giving trouble to others...thus, while the woman thinks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The tree can teach you forbearance and tolerance. It offers shade to all, irrespective of age, sex or religion, nationality or status.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
