Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes saying that you dated somebody is just a polite way of saying we banged a couple of times. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is like math you add the bed subtract the cloths divide your legs and pray you wont multiply!!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The reason husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is the friction of two spiritual things, of tradition and invention, or of substance and symbol, from which the mind takes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If our sex life were determined by our first youthful experiments, most of the world would be doomed to celibacy. In no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a smart, together, professional woman like me can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The definition of love changes as you get older. When you are a teenager, you say I love you! just because you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The gods made our bodies as well as our souls, is it not so? They give us voices, so we might worship… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a DL man is out having sex with men, he's not debating whether or not he's gay or bisexual. He has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bronco, The - You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, yougrab her tits as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
