Days of the week Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If days of the week were sex acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob...” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Days of the week Dry Passionless Funny facebook status Monday Monday Dry Passionless Handjob Sex Sex Acts Week Sex
Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I'm a man of simple pleasures, really. — Arthur Darvill Copy Share Image
You know you're doing what you love when Sunday nights feel the same as Friday nights… — Donny Deutsch Copy Share Image
Hey, I know it's Monday, but it's also a new day, a new week and in that lies a new opportunity for something special… — Michael Ealy Copy Share Image
My week is basically *Monday *Monday 2 *Monday 3 *Monday 4 *Friday *Saturday *Pre-Monday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It would certainly make my week a lot better if I was off work every Monday...somebody needs to make this happen... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The things in my songs are the edited highlights of my life. I don't go seeking out strange sexual experiences every day of the… — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
We are all shot through with enough motives to make a massacre, any day of the week that we want to give them their… — Jacob Bronowski Copy Share Image
Boredom is the biggest problem. The same position. Same day of the week. It becomes boring when you don't bring any added flowers home. — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
You can't be a full tranny every day of the week that's an exaggerated part of my personality. — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
Everybody and their mother knows you don't train hard on Friday, the day before a race. But a lot of runners will overtrain on… — Marty Stern Copy Share Image
I would take William H. Macy as a teacher any day of the week. He's incredible. He's got a lot of hard-earned experience. — Skeet Ulrich Copy Share Image
My days were not days of the week, bearing the stamp of any heathen deity, nor were they minced into hours and fretted by… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
“You’ve got to live right, too. It’s the way you live that predisposes you to avoid the traps and see the right facts. You… — Robert M. Pirsig Copy Share Image
My mom and I weren't that close when I was growing up because she was gone seven days of the week; she was always… — Goldlink Copy Share Image
Open your newspaper - any day of the week - and you will find a report from somewhere in the world of someone being… — Peter Benenson Copy Share Image
Sex appeal is in the workplace every day of the week. I'm not saying that's the only calling card, but it's a whole crayon… — Barbara Corcoran Copy Share Image
I love holidays in New York. I love 'em. I want to celebrate something all the time and New York has holidays for every… — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
