Girl Quote by Anonymous

Jewish women are very exciting, as exciting sexually as any other group. Even so, my advice to a young man marrying a Jewish girl…

— Mel Brooks

I've never dated a Jewish woman.

— Ato Essandoh

I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.

— Michael J. Fox

I heart Jewish girls... oh my God.

— Pauly D

Growing up near Scarsdale, I should have had at least one Jewish girlfriend. Maybe at some point it'll happen.

— Ato Essandoh

You know. I don't think I'm gonna be Jewish for very long.

— Lewis Black

I get invited to an awful lot of Jewish functions.

— Tim Roth

Send ya to the store condoms and more jealous females call you sluts and whores

— Biggie Smalls

Jewish introspection and Jewish humor is a way of surviving . . . if you're not handsome and you're not athletic and you're not…

— Mike Nichols

I don't care like a Jewish

— Marvelous

When it comes to being Jewish, I can't help myself.

— Scott Rogowsky

Don't die a virgin. Remember: there are terrorists waiting for you up there!

— Nikhil Saluja