There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
That's what a Congressman or a Senator is for -- to see that too much money don't accumulate in the national Treasury. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Senators are a never-ending source of amusement, amazement, and discouragement. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Just been talking today out here to all the Senators investigating these stock swindles and overcapitalizations. There has been hundreds of millions… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If we have Senators and Congressmen there that can't protect themselves against the evil temptations of lobbyists, we don't need to change… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A foreigner coming here and reading the Congressional Record would say that the President of the United States was elected solely for… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Well, another senator rose and said {as they always do} 'Does the gentleman yield?' They always say that - least they call… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Funny to watch these Senators switching back and forth on Prohibition. Politics is a great character builder. You have to take a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We had a great lunch. Senator Capper paid for it. The Republican pays, as usual. And everything that the Democrats are doin'… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. There could be only a quarter or a third as many… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Funny thing about being a U.S. senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is 30 years old. Not… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image