Senators Quotes by Will Rogers

14 Senators quotes by Will Rogers

Will Rogers’ take on senators is succinct but punchy. These 14 quotes deliver his trademark humor and common‑sense critique, making for a quick, enjoyable read that still hits the mark on political commentary.

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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

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There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

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Senators are a never-ending source of amusement, amazement, and discouragement.

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Funny to watch these Senators switching back and forth on Prohibition. Politics is a great character builder. You have to take a…

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That's what a Congressman or a Senator is for -- to see that too much money don't accumulate in the national Treasury.

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If we have Senators and Congressmen there that can't protect themselves against the evil temptations of lobbyists, we don't need to change…

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A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators…

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A foreigner coming here and reading the Congressional Record would say that the President of the United States was elected solely for…

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Funny thing about being a U.S. senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is 30 years old. Not…

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Just been talking today out here to all the Senators investigating these stock swindles and overcapitalizations. There has been hundreds of millions…

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In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. There could be only a quarter or a third as many…

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It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well,…

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We had a great lunch. Senator Capper paid for it. The Republican pays, as usual. And everything that the Democrats are doin'…

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Well, another senator rose and said {as they always do} 'Does the gentleman yield?' They always say that - least they call…

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She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.

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We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course.

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The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel.

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Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week.

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Politicians, after all, are not over a year behind public opinion.

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American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.

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I don't know what humor is.

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There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is…

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The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

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I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack…

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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

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America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.

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There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

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Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of…

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So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

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