Senators Quotes by Jimmy Fallon

9 Senators quotes by Jimmy Fallon

Fallon’s take on the group of lawmakers mixes humor with a touch of admiration. In nine quick jokes you’ll sense his playful approach to politics, making the set an entertaining glimpse into his view.

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Republican Scott Brown lost his bid for Senate in New Hampshire last night, two years after he was voted out as Senator…

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Senator Rand Paul reflected on Mitt Romney's potential 2016 campaign and said, 'It's sort of what Einstein said, that the definition of…

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After President Obama announced his support for net neutrality yesterday, Texas Senator Ted Cruz tweeted that 'Net neutrality is Obamacare for the…

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Democratic Senator Harry Reid is expected to make a full recovery after he was exercising with a resistance band that snapped, causing…

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In a speech in South Carolina, Donald Trump responded to criticisms from Senator Lindsey Graham by giving out Graham's personal cellphone number.…

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Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is expected to announce tomorrow that he is running for president, making him Hillary Clinton's only Democratic challenger…

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People are being really picky about the upcoming election. I read that Americans do not want the next president to be a…

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The Illinois Senate passed a bill on Wednesday to legalize medical marijuana. The bill was passed after the state senator said, 'Come…

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Arizona Senator John McCain announced that he plans on running for a sixth term because he is concerned about the nation's security.…

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I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox.

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My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream.

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Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an…

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A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore…

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