Sausage Quotes · Page 2

Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle.

— Lou Reed

Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

— Mark Twain

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.

— Mark Forsyth

There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages.

— Laurence Sterne

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages.

— Tristan MacManus

I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their…

— Adolf Hitler

Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon.

— Tom Robbins

We kind of have some ideas for sequels. The movie [Sausage Party] ends in a way that implies a next chapter.

— Seth Rogen

I'll leave it to you, Sassenach," he said dryly, "to imagine what it feels like to arrive unexpectedly in the midst of…

— Diana Gabaldon

We launched it in the London branch - phenomenal sausages, incredible eggs, homemade baked beans, black pudding - and it's something I…

— Gordon Ramsay

Personally, it's not my thing, and I don't love it. But I have a soft spot for it now. Who knows? Maybe…

— David Krumholtz

I hate fussing about in the kitchen when I have people over to supper, so I make a rich beef stew cooked…

— Deborah Moggach

I'm on a diet. It's very strict: all hot dogs. Just sausages, constantly. It's working out - I've gained fifteen pounds!

— Beth Ditto

“[If you hear a] story about how eating sausage leads to anal cancer, you will be skeptical, because it has never happened…

— David McRaney

“I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not…

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I draw from life - but I always pulp my acquaintance before serving them up. You would never recognize a pig in…

— Frances Trollope

On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice…

— Eric Carle

At the table of a gentleman living in the Chausee d'Antin was served up an Arles sausage of enormous size. "Will you…

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

The odor of frying bacon, sausage links, and ham tiptoed on little pig feet all the way to the north end of…

— Tom Robbins

The universe is a meat grinder and we're just pork in designer shoes, keeping busy so we can pretend we're not all…

— Richard Kadrey

Stretch of I-95 has already had one brush with disaster. In 2008 two contractors from the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation stopped to…

— Steve Kroft

If Fobbit leaves a reader feeling stranded in some bland in-between territory, then I haven't done my job. But having said all…

— Dave Abrams

The Jemaine [Clement] and Taika works is a very long and slow machine - we put an idea in one end, and…

— Taika Waititi

[Prince Humperdinck] was seventy-five minutes away from his first female murder, and he wondered if he could get his fingers to her…

— William Goldman

My favorite pizza is the real Neapolitan - Italian sausage, friarielli, mozzarella and chilli.

— Gino D'Acampo

A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet.

— Eugene Field

“You always had an eye for the fellow with a decent helping of sausage and hard-boiled eggs.”

— Gregory Maguire

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

— Mark Twain

The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night

— Otto von Bismarck

Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just make sure u never do it!

— Kevin Hart

When you cook a sausage, the skin sometimes breaks and the ground meat comes apart.

— Anonymous

I've never seen or heard of a healthy sausage or bacon of any kind.

— Harley Pasternak

Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

— Andy Rooney

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

— Ambrose Bierce

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.

— Cody Lundin

We are better off not knowing how sausages and laws are made.

— Otto von Bismarck

A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.

— Anonymous

Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party ...

— Vivian Stanshall

If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.

— Otto von Bismarck

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

— Jeff Foxworthy