Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body. — Mark Forsyth Copy Share Image
Laws are like sausages. You sleep far better the less you know about how they are made. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
Learn to use an axe, and respect it and you can't help but love it. But abuse one and it will wear… — Richard Proenneke Copy Share Image
Most Russians don't care whether they are ruled by fascists or communists or even Martians as long as they can buy six… — Alexander Lebed Copy Share Image
[Final diary entry:] Occupation is essential. And now with some pleasure I find that it's seven; and must cook dinner. Haddock and… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
I am always jumping into the sausage grinder and deciding, even before I’m half ground, that I don’t want to be a… — Jessamyn West Copy Share Image
While it's typical to find steamed clam recipes which include a bit of bacon or sausage, you might not think of adding… — Tom Douglas Copy Share Image
Mix and knead together all the state business as you do for your sausages. To win the people, always cook them some… — Aristophanes Copy Share Image
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not interested in being a Barbie doll and turning myself into a sausage for the next 20 years. I want… — Kim Cattrall Copy Share Image
Being in the Boy Scouts, you don't think about whether people are gay or straight. You're busy putting up tents and learning… — Boy George Copy Share Image
I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say… — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if… — Michael Savage Copy Share Image
Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The Jemaine [Clement] and Taika works is a very long and slow machine - we put an idea in one end, and… — Taika Waititi Copy Share Image
After the song [for sausage Party] was finally done, we didn't have enough time, but we thought it would be fun. It… — Evan Goldberg Copy Share Image
I will endanger your species like an ostrich, Hold you hostage, and crazy feed you swine sausage! — Busta Rhymes Copy Share Image
There he got out the luncheon-basket and packed a simple meal, in which, remembering the stranger's origin and preferences, he took care… — Kenneth Grahame Copy Share Image
At the table of a gentleman living in the Chausee d'Antin was served up an Arles sausage of enormous size. "Will you… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
Tiny Cooper is splayed out across the thin carpet, using his backpack as a pillow. He’s wearing skinny jeans, which look very… — John Green Copy Share Image
Personally, it's not my thing, and I don't love it. But I have a soft spot for it now. Who knows? Maybe… — David Krumholtz Copy Share Image
Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party ... — Vivian Stanshall Copy Share Image
The universe is a meat grinder and we're just pork in designer shoes, keeping busy so we can pretend we're not all… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
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