Sausage Quotes · Page 5

I found that when I went from Albany to Savannah, that I needed to put that white rice away, and I needed…

— Paula Deen

We eat pancakes to escape loneliness, yet within moments we want nothing more than our freedom from ever having so much as…

— Donald Antrim

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages.

— Tristan MacManus

I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only…

— Tommy Cooper

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

— Mark Twain

Doping in English football is restricted to lager and baked beans with sausages. After which the players take to the field, belching…

— Paolo Di Canio

It's the weirdest thing. Evan [Goldberg] was just telling me how weird it is that we won't be working on Sausage Party,…

— Seth Rogen

I devoured hot-dogs in Baltimore 'way back in 1886, and they were then very far from newfangled...They contained precisely the same rubber,…

— H. L. Mencken

For me, Glasgow is all about the people and the spirit of the place. You have enough Gregg's bakers, though, I'll say…

— Darren Boyd

Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle.

— Lou Reed

We are better off not knowing how sausages and laws are made.

— Otto von Bismarck

[Prince Humperdinck] was seventy-five minutes away from his first female murder, and he wondered if he could get his fingers to her…

— William Goldman

A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.

— Anonymous

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Bologna is celebrated for producing popes, painters, and sausage.

— Lord Byron

Our company sells about five to six million pounds of sausage a year. We sell it retail and to restaurants. We've got…

— Earl Campbell

My first outdoor cooking memories are full of erratic British summers, Dad swearing at a barbecue that he couldn't put together, and…

— Jamie Oliver

Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

— Terry Pratchett

My favorite pizza is the real Neapolitan - Italian sausage, friarielli, mozzarella and chilli.

— Gino D'Acampo

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.

— Cody Lundin

“They don't go in for the fancy or exotic, but stick to conventional food like flightless bird embryos, minced organs in intestine…

— Terry Pratchett

I changed my diet completely. You know, I'm from Cleveland, so I've always loved sausage and red meat and all of that…

— Joe Eszterhas

There's nothing I could say that would make it so anyone is disappointed when they see it. In other words, I can…

— David Krumholtz

White pudding and eggs and sausages and cups of tea! How simple and beautiful was life after all!

— James Joyce

There's a big song at the beginning [of Sausage Party], and that was really fun to do. It felt like we were…

— Evan Goldberg