I'm on a diet. It's very strict: all hot dogs. Just sausages, constantly. It's working out - I've gained fifteen pounds! — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
I am sorry to have to introduce the subject of Christmas. It is an indecent subject; a cruel, gluttonous subject; a drunken,… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I draw from life - but I always pulp my acquaintance before serving them up. You would never recognize a pig in… — Frances Trollope Copy Share Image
The French got enough from the Germans to save them from starvation; but many a woman sold herself for a loaf or… — Ernst Toller Copy Share Image
A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. — A. P. Herbert Copy Share Image
There are two things civilized Man should never see being made: Sausages and Laws. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
If I were a customer, and I was given a dish with peppers, I would hate it. I also don't like blood… — Ferran Adria Copy Share Image
You're going to need a stronger stomach if you're going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made. — Bert Cooper Copy Share Image
Linda McCartney sausages were my favorite. Theyre much better than eating real sausages and you dont have to contemplate half way through… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to… — Wayne Rooney Copy Share Image
I've never seen or heard of a healthy sausage or bacon of any kind. — Harley Pasternak Copy Share Image
For as long as I can remember, my father saved. He saves money, he saves disfigured sticks that resemble disfigured celebrities, and… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Dada was given the Venus of Milo a clyster and has allowed the Laocoön and his sons to rest awhile, after thousands… — Hans Arp Copy Share Image
Writing is like sausage making in my view; you'll all be happier in the end if you just eat the final product… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do adore food. If I have any vice it's eating. If I was told I could only eat one food for… — Colin Baker Copy Share Image
Several sellers of hot meat pies and sausages in a bun had appeared from nowhere and were doing a brisk trade. [Footnote:… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
When we think of memetic culture, it is the 'sausage factory' of the old days. — Christopher Poole Copy Share Image
I'm somewhat shy about the brutal facts of being a carnivore. I don't like meat to look like animals. I prefer it… — John Updike Copy Share Image
“[If you hear a] story about how eating sausage leads to anal cancer, you will be skeptical, because it has never happened… — David McRaney Copy Share Image
Sausages sizzling on the bar-b-cue the sun is shining bright, today's your birthday, so we celebrate from morning, noon and night. — Susan Smith Copy Share Image
There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages. — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
They say making laws is like making sausages. You shouldn't watch. It's the same for acting, especially for the actor who works… — Ed Asner Copy Share Image
