Sausage Quotes · Page 3

Everyone from Canada and from here contributed [to the Sausage Party] - it truly is, like, every market.

— Evan Goldberg

If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.

— Arsene Wenger

Sausage is a great deal like life. You get out of it about what you put into it.

— Jimmy Dean

Bologna is celebrated for producing popes, painters, and sausage.

— Lord Byron

How do you say 'bring me sausage and eggs or I'll slit your throat' in Italian?" "Look it up in the phrase…

— Regina Doman

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.

— Jack Whitehall

“Success is like sausage, you'd be surprised what goes into it.”

— Tim Fargo

I will endanger your species like an ostrich, Hold you hostage, and crazy feed you swine sausage!

— Busta Rhymes

I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to…

— Wayne Rooney

I do adore food. If I have any vice it's eating. If I was told I could only eat one food for…

— Colin Baker

Politics is like sausage being made. It is unsavory, and it always has been that way, but we usually end up where…

— Hillary Clinton

I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only…

— Tommy Cooper

Tiny Cooper is splayed out across the thin carpet, using his backpack as a pillow. He’s wearing skinny jeans, which look very…

— John Green

There's going to be a Halloween costume [of lavash from Sausage Party]. The whole thing is just so ridiculous. It's nice. It's…

— David Krumholtz

I recently went to New York for the first time, and honey, I'm in love with that place. I'm obsessed with its…

— Natalia Tena

Being in the Boy Scouts, you don't think about whether people are gay or straight. You're busy putting up tents and learning…

— Boy George

For as long as I can remember, my father saved. He saves money, he saves disfigured sticks that resemble disfigured celebrities, and…

— David Sedaris

Sausage Party is my first animated film, and there's a doll of me. There's a doll of all the characters. There's a…

— David Krumholtz

We made the song a big part of the story [Sausage Party ] itself, in that it's kind of their prayer that…

— Seth Rogen

Doping in English football is restricted to lager and baked beans with sausages. After which the players take to the field, belching…

— Paolo Di Canio

For me, Glasgow is all about the people and the spirit of the place. You have enough Gregg's bakers, though, I'll say…

— Darren Boyd

Several sellers of hot meat pies and sausages in a bun had appeared from nowhere and were doing a brisk trade. [Footnote:…

— Terry Pratchett

They say you don't want to know how sausage is made. Book coverage is like sausage in that way: better not to…

— Camille Perri

I kind of feel like I've been eating professionally for a long time. I've tasted everything. If there's a sausage, you know…

— Duff Goldman

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

— Mike Myers

People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made

— Otto von Bismarck

Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry.

— P. J. O'Rourke

I still have nightmares about holding German sausages over my head.

— Peter Molyneux

He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease.

— Henry James

Learn to use an axe, and respect it and you can't help but love it. But abuse one and it will wear…

— Richard Proenneke

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool…

— Andy Rooney

I found that when I went from Albany to Savannah, that I needed to put that white rice away, and I needed…

— Paula Deen

I warn you that when the princes of this world start loving you it means they are going to grind you up…

— Louis-Ferdinand Celine

The French got enough from the Germans to save them from starvation; but many a woman sold herself for a loaf or…

— Ernst Toller

I ate him," said the homunculus, biting into his sausage. The kids couldn't hide their looks of horror. He smiled, sausage juice…

— Pseudonymous Bosch

I am always jumping into the sausage grinder and deciding, even before I’m half ground, that I don’t want to be a…

— Jessamyn West

I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say…

— Sebastian Horsley

They say making laws is like making sausages. You shouldn't watch. It's the same for acting, especially for the actor who works…

— Ed Asner

Most Russians don't care whether they are ruled by fascists or communists or even Martians as long as they can buy six…

— Alexander Lebed

The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think…

— Ogden Nash