Sausage Quotes · Page 3

There's nothing like it, but it's not as good as you think it's going to be. . . . I was disappointed…

— Billy Connolly

On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice…

— Eric Carle

He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease.

— Henry James

How do you say 'bring me sausage and eggs or I'll slit your throat' in Italian?" "Look it up in the phrase…

— Regina Doman

Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage.

— Don Murray

If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.

— Arsene Wenger

Hannah Storm in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today. She's got on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt ... way…

— Tony Kornheiser

We made the song a big part of the story [Sausage Party ] itself, in that it's kind of their prayer that…

— Seth Rogen

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

— Mike Myers

I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their…

— Adolf Hitler

I'll leave it to you, Sassenach," he said dryly, "to imagine what it feels like to arrive unexpectedly in the midst of…

— Diana Gabaldon

The odor of frying bacon, sausage links, and ham tiptoed on little pig feet all the way to the north end of…

— Tom Robbins

The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think…

— Ogden Nash

The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night

— Otto von Bismarck

Any part of the piggy Is quite all right with me Ham from Westphalia, ham from Parma Ham as lean as the…

— Noel Coward

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.

— Adam Rex

Stretch of I-95 has already had one brush with disaster. In 2008 two contractors from the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation stopped to…

— Steve Kroft

“There was something sort of bleak about her tone, rather as if she had swallowed an east wind. This I took to…

— Wodehouse

“Thursday night is pasta night," I say. "I left you guys a lasagna Bolognese, garlic knots, and roasted broccolini. Ian is going…

— Stacey Ballis

I'm a connoisseur of sausage.

— Scatman Crothers

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool…

— Andy Rooney

Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon.

— Tom Robbins

For me, Glasgow is all about the people and the spirit of the place. You have enough Greggs bakers, though, Ill say…

— Darren Boyd

In this case, I don't know why they [Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg] thought I would be a good lavash wrap or…

— David Krumholtz

Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

— Mark Twain