Butchers Quote by Tommy Cooper

I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was a cow.…

— Shel Silverstein

I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply. "Are you…

— Chic Murray

“Sorry about your sausage dog.”

— Alexander McCall Smith

“So I shut up and hold out a one-pound note, but he throws it on the ground, snatches back both pieces of bread, and…

— Basma Abdel Aziz

“Better the butcher than the meat.”

— George R.R. Martin

“I used to be a butcher. She used to come into my store. Every week I would set apart the best piece of meat…

— Brandon Stanton

“Hungry?” he asks. “The wager?” I remind him. “I’m getting there—it’s related to my question.” He lifts his chin to the meat locker. “They…

— Christina Lauren

“The same meat, at the same time, from the same butcher. Who always says the same things, unless I say something different. I’ll admit,…

— Stephen King

“I cut off a piece of meatball dripping with sauce. I tried to make my face right. I tried to smile and not grimace,…

— Jenny Valentine

“Come, come, come? I'm not asking for hundreds of pounds, just a little to start with. Will someone say ten shillings?' 'I can say…

— Spike Milligan

“Once more I'm out, at one A.M., in some store trying to purchase bedding plants. The cashier woman says, "They're three for five dollars.…

— Mary Robison

“Ham or roast beef?” he asked. “Yes,” she said, stretching. He hesitated, then smiled crookedly. “You are a dreamer if you think you get…

— Elizabeth Lowell