There’s always tomorrow.” “Exactly,” she said, finishing off her first doughnut, selecting a second. Maybe she wouldn’t starve to death, she decided.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You've been busy using your breaking and entering skills," I said. "I just enter. I don't usually break." "You broke down Pitch's… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger picked up and there was a moment of silence as if he was sensing me at the other end, taking my… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I hung my head. Ranger was next on the list. “Yo,” Ranger said when he answered. “Small problem.” “No kidding. Your car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Why do you give me cars?" "It's fun," Ranger said."And it keeps you safe. Do you want to know why keeping you… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I’m going back to bed,” Grandma said when Mooner and Dougie left. “This doesn’t look too interesting. I liked it better the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Amen" Lula said and she made the sign of the cross. "I thought you were Baptist." "Yeah, but we don't got any… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger clicked his penlight on. "Hang onto me if you can't see." I curled my hand into the back of his cargo… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
you see what I'm saying?" Mooner said. "Something else always comes along. You go to jail, you don't have to worry about… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The dancers finished thier set, and one immediately strolled over to our table and straddled Ranger. Want a private party?" she asked.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I paused for a light at Hamilton and TWlfth and noticed the Nissan was running rough at idle. Two blocks later it… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are you telling me you think Ranger's a superhero?' Think about it. We don't know where he lives. We don't know anything… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You have the Super Soaker filled with holy water?” “Yeah. I sucked it out of the church. You know that bird-bath thing… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You know what this is?" Lula said. "This here's plane rage." Plane rage isn't allowed. It got taken off the allowed activities… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I was waiting for my body receipt when Morelli walked in. He nodded to Ranger and grinned at me in my whiteness.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
She doesn’t know,” Cate said. “Kellen is a secret. I didn’t think my mother would approve.” “Why wouldn’t your mother approve?” Pugg… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I took the stool next to him, raising an eyebrow at the coffee and cruller on the counter. "Thought you weren't into… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
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