“He blew himself up.” “Get out! You mean like guts all over the place?” “Not all over the place,” I said. “He… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please," he said. Tank and Hal were goggle-eyed. They weren't used to "please." I wasn't used to… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire you should stop trying to suck necks," I said to Ziggy. "I'll… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Diesel is back," Ranger said. Yes. How did you know?" I woke up with a migraine this morning." Ranger said. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Has it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?' That's what the psychiatrist said, but I think he's wrong. There's… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Why do you give me cars?" "It's fun," Ranger said."And it keeps you safe. Do you want to know why keeping you… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Valerie was crying, too. She was laughing and sniffling back sobs. “I’m going to marry my snuggy wuggums,” she said. Morelli paused,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
My father hired you to protect me," Ahmed said, "not to go off chasing men." Grandma leaned forward, keeping her eye on… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
THE NOTE said the first clue was "in the big one." I looked at the jumble of letters that followed, and I… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I got out of the elevator and confronted Mr. Wexler. “Killing is wrong.” “We kill chickens,” Mr. Wexler said. “We kill cows.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Oh, for God's sake," I said. "Just give me the stupid thing." I took the panic button and stuck it into my… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger picked up and there was a moment of silence as if he was sensing me at the other end, taking my… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
One of the men gave Butch a bunch of volts with a stun gun. The Rangeman didn’t move fast enough, and Butch… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Sorry about Bender," Lula said, letting the Trans Am idle at the curb. "Maybe we could tell Vinnie he died. We could… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I know what you're thinking," Grandma said into the silence. "Do I have anymore bullets in this here gun? Well, with all… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
That was close,"he said, helping himself to coffee. Yeah, you almost opened the door to Morelli." I wasn't talking about Morelli. I… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?" I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Yeah, I like that idea. Maybe he'll shoot at us again. I was hoping someone would shoot at me today. That was… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women drive." "Only in my bed," Tank said. "Never in my car. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger appeared in the bathroom doorway and I was too relieved to be embarrassed. "I appreciate you coming out in the middle… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I was waiting for my body receipt when Morelli walked in. He nodded to Ranger and grinned at me in my whiteness.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The dancers finished thier set, and one immediately strolled over to our table and straddled Ranger. Want a private party?" she asked.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I hung my head. Ranger was next on the list. “Yo,” Ranger said when he answered. “Small problem.” “No kidding. Your car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
If I could just get Broom to cooperate, we could fly, Glo said. Then we wouldn't have to worry about traffic. Harry… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Babe,' Ranger said. 'Do something with her.' And he disconnected. I called Ranger back. 'No,' I said. 'And I need information on… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight." [Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?" "Told her I was gonna spend the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
There’s always tomorrow.” “Exactly,” she said, finishing off her first doughnut, selecting a second. Maybe she wouldn’t starve to death, she decided.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You know what this is?" Lula said. "This here's plane rage." Plane rage isn't allowed. It got taken off the allowed activities… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith & Wesson .38 five-shot special. It… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Shirley's gonna be pissed," Gazarra said. "She hates when I get shot." To my recollection, the only other time Gazarra was shot… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Morelli smiled. "It could have been Jenny Ragucci. That makes much more sense. I had good luck with sluts." I looked over… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
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