If you have a radio, the next three months is a good time to have it quit working. All you will hear… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is a hundred things to single you out for promotion in party politics besides ability. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I make a living off (politicians), so I can't knock 'em. Every time we elect some fellow we think he's terrible and… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A president just can't make much showing against congress. They lay awake nights, thinking up things to be against the president on. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Both political parties have their good times and bad times, only they have them at different times. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Congress meets tomorrow morning. Let us all pray: Oh Lord, give us strength to bear that which is about to be inflicted… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I do honestly believe the Republicans have reformed and want to do better. But whether they have done it in time to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It looks like the financial giants of the world have bungled as much as the diplomats and politicians. This would be a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I read where they are going to limit debate in the Senate. It used to be that a man could talk all… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It's getting so if a man wants to stand well socially, he can't afford to be seen with either the Democrats or… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Our financial ills will never be settled till you fix it so every man will pay an income tax on what he… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
