The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
How is the government going to get the extra taxes? Out of the rich, or just out of the poor, as usual? — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Senate just sits and waits till they find out what the president wants, so they know how to vote against him. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is a hundred things to single you out for promotion in party politics besides ability. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We elect our Presidents, be they Republican or Democrat, then start daring 'em to make good. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. There could be only a quarter or a third as many… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know the more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I make a living off (politicians), so I can't knock 'em. Every time we elect some fellow we think he's terrible and… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I read where they are going to limit debate in the Senate. It used to be that a man could talk all… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Both gangs have been bad sports, so see if at least one can't redeem themselves by offering no alibis, but cooperate with… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Coolidge made less speeches and got more votes than any man that ever run. (William Jennings) Bryan was listened to and cheered… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Well, another senator rose and said {as they always do} 'Does the gentleman yield?' They always say that - least they call… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Senators are a never-ending source of amusement, amazement, and discouragement. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It looks to me like any man that wants to be President in times like these lacks something. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run I ever saw. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
