To me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And you feel it. You know all that… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of dollars? Instead, if we use this money… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
You know all the money we spend on nuclear weapons and defence every year? Trillions of dollars? Correct? Trillions. Instead, if we… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
It's all about money, not freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without money, okay? — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes] — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again?… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious... — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed.… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image