I don't mind dying... as long as I don't have to be there when it happens. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind dying so much if it wasn't that I would be dead at the end of it. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Is there a separation between body and mind, and if so which is it better to have? — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Fantasy is only a state of mind that you can employ when existing in a real context. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I have a hyper-active imagination, my mind tends to jump around a little, and I have some trouble between fantasy and reality. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I like writing. It keeps my mind off grim subjects. It's therapeutic in the same way a patient in an institution is… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I call that mind free which jealously guards its intellectual rights and powers, which calls no man master, which does not content… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
My films are misinterpreted all the time. I don't mind that. Everybody's films are misinterpreted. But there's no malice or stupidity in… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
With films, I just scribble a couple of notes for a scene. You don't have to do any writing at all, you… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In formulating any philosophy the first consideration must always be: What can we know? That is, what can we be sure we… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I've never been satisfied or even pleased with a film that I've done. I make them, I'm finished, I've never looked at… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Rather than live on in the hearts and minds of my fellow man, I would rather live on in my apartment. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image