“They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A thick carrot soup, green salad, lamb chops and mashed potatoes, cheese and fruit, a chocolate cake.” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“I don’t care that I no longer have my grandma to keep me company at the dining room table. Especially since she… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“remaining lamb chop, a scoop of mashed potatoes, and a handful of peas on a plate in the icebox, another turned over… — Alice McDermott Copy Share Image
“The fork fell from my fingers, splatterng mashed potatoes across the table. I mustered my best "ice princess" look at met his… — Jennifer Armintrout Copy Share Image
“Maybe then they’d leave me the fuck alone in the corner with my turkey and my mashed potatoes and my phone.” — Francesca Zappia Copy Share Image
I'm a lager drinker. I'm quite a stupid lager drinker. I do like my lager and mashed potatoes. — Rhona Mitra Copy Share Image
“Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had to supply all the gravy.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Some days I wouldn't even go to class. I'd sit in the room and play video games with my friends and eat… — Calvin Johnson Copy Share Image
It's for balance, if you want to do that. But the truth is that we all know how we're supposed to eat.… — Trisha Yearwood Copy Share Image
I was brought up on stuffed hearts, cabbage and mashed potatoes. It's repulsive, when I look back - I used to go… — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I didn't leave home until 27. I was an only child raised in Philadelphia by my mother and grandmother. My grandmother controlled… — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
My most memorable meal is every Thanksgiving. I love the food: the turkey and stuffing; the sweet potatoes and rice, which come… — Douglas Conant Copy Share Image
Whoever would have guessed that in the land of cheap sausages and mashed potatoes there could be such a change which would… — Robin Leach Copy Share Image
I don't eat steak often, maybe once a month. But when I do, it really hits the spot. When you're done with… — Michael McKean Copy Share Image
“We watched him use his spoon to mold the mashed potatoes on his plate into the shape of a volcanic mountain. He… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
I love fish bonz eeacsiplly the mahi mahi with garlic butter but you guys are desperately missing mashed potatoes at your restaurant.… — Mhyar Copy Share Image
“. . . Practice any art, music, singing, dancing, acting, drawing, painting, sculpting, poetry, fiction, essays, reportage, no matter how well or… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“ To: Anna Oliphant From: Etienne St. Clair Subject: Uncommon Prostitues I have nothing to say about prostitues (other than you'd make… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Gnocchi So, the recipe for gnocchi: A little over 1 pound of potatoes suitable for mashing; red potatoes are an option as… — Aliza Galkin-Smith Copy Share Image
“Things I Used to Get Hit For: Talking back. Being smart. Acting stupid. Not listening. Not answering the first time. Not doing… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“She unwrapped the lamb chops from their white butcher paper and peeled a few potatoes and opened a can of peas. Her… — Alice McDermott Copy Share Image
“The next forty minutes are a festival of soul eating. I know many immigrant families incorporate their traditional dishes into the Thanksgiving… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
“I was on a mission. I had to learn to comfort myself, to see what others saw in me and believe it.… — Stephanie Klein Copy Share Image
“The moon is always jealous of the heat of the day, just as the sun always longs for something dark and deep.… — Alice Hoffman Copy Share Image
“At the potluck, I brought two dishes: knowledge and mashed potatoes and gravy. Guess which one got cleaned out and which one… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
My first pastoral letter's gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes -- I hate those two things. — Timothy M. Dolan Copy Share Image
I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent! I think… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I am not a fine chef, but I can certainly get dinner on the table for 14 people. With that many, I… — Cindy Crawford Copy Share Image
I love all the mashed potatoes, the mushy peas and brussel sprouts. And oh my god, Cadbury's chocolate! It is so much… — Mischa Barton Copy Share Image
Pretty much anything pureed needs a big flavor assist to be delicious; just think about how much butter, cream, and salt it… — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
Whenever I wanted to make mashed potatoes and gravy for that taste of home, I would call my mom in Kansas and… — Steve Doocy Copy Share Image
It was Joseph Smith who taught me how to prize the endearing relationships of father and mother, husband and wife; of brother… — Parley P. Pratt Copy Share Image
“So? What are you going to do about it? Throw your mashed potatoes at me? I'm consumed by terror.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“I don't like questions at all if they are anything like how I like my mashed potatoes: loaded.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My mashed potatoes come with a masturbation sound you pour on top, like gravy. I got the recipe from Pee Wee Herman.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I grew up in Austria, and for me real comfort food is Wiener Schnitzel. Wiener Schnitzel and mashed potatoes because it reminds… — Wolfgang Puck Copy Share Image
