“They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It was Joseph Smith who taught me how to prize the endearing relationships of father and mother, husband and wife; of brother… — Parley P. Pratt Copy Share Image
How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its… — Paul Sweeney Copy Share Image
Now the Thanksgiving meal is just so unnecessarily difficult. I mean even mashed potatoes - it's like the most difficult kind of,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder. Keep rosemary by your garden gate. Add pepper to your mashed potatoes. Plant roses… — Alice Hoffman Copy Share Image
My favorite meal is I'll make like a three-bean soup and I freeze half of it. But I'm also a big fan… — Kathy Freston Copy Share Image
“. . . Practice any art, music, singing, dancing, acting, drawing, painting, sculpting, poetry, fiction, essays, reportage, no matter how well or… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“A thick carrot soup, green salad, lamb chops and mashed potatoes, cheese and fruit, a chocolate cake.” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches. — Frank Iero Copy Share Image
“The rest of the family tree had a root system soggy with alcohol... One aunt had fallen asleep with her face in… — Gail Caldwell Copy Share Image
Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer.… — Stephen Beaumont Copy Share Image
“Miss Edi: My brother Bertrand is the laziest person in the world. David: Oh yeah? And how lazy is that? Miss Edi:… — Jude Deveraux Copy Share Image
I didn't leave home until 27. I was an only child raised in Philadelphia by my mother and grandmother. My grandmother controlled… — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
“Home Cooking: The Comforts of Old Family Favorites." Easy. Baked macaroni and cheese with crunchy bread crumbs on top; simple mashed potatoes… — Jennie Shortridge Copy Share Image
“Have you seen my daughter?” “Daughter?” I’m the worst liar ever. I stare at Sarah’s tall, imposing father and try to smile.… — Suzanne Young Copy Share Image
“The moon is always jealous of the heat of the day, just as the sun always longs for something dark and deep.… — Alice Hoffman Copy Share Image
I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent! I think… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Pretty much anything pureed needs a big flavor assist to be delicious; just think about how much butter, cream, and salt it… — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I heard the opening bar of 'Help' as I headed down Polk Street. Every single time I've heard that tune I've taken… — Oscar Zeta Acosta Copy Share Image
“The fork fell from my fingers, splatterng mashed potatoes across the table. I mustered my best "ice princess" look at met his… — Jennifer Armintrout Copy Share Image
“After Father had served the chicken and mashed potatoes and peas and Mother had passed the hot rolls, Beezus decidedthe time had… — Beverly Cleary Copy Share Image
“ To: Anna Oliphant From: Etienne St. Clair Subject: Uncommon Prostitues I have nothing to say about prostitues (other than you'd make… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
My most memorable meal is every Thanksgiving. I love the food: the turkey and stuffing; the sweet potatoes and rice, which come… — Douglas Conant Copy Share Image
There are some things, after all, that Sally Owens knows for certain: Always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder. Keep rosemary… — Alice Hoffman Copy Share Image
