“I was on a mission. I had to learn to comfort myself, to see what others saw in me and believe it.… — Stephanie Klein Copy Share Image
I was raised to believe you eat hamburgers, mashed potatoes and gravy, and cheesecake for dessert. In California they eat tofu burgers,… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
He sits in an old armchair in the corner covered with bits of blankets and a bucket behind the chair that stinks… — Frank McCourt Copy Share Image
My first pastoral letter's gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes -- I hate those two things. — Timothy M. Dolan Copy Share Image
“My mashed potatoes come with a masturbation sound you pour on top, like gravy. I got the recipe from Pee Wee Herman.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
At the beginning of every week, I like to sit down and figure out what I'm going to make. I probably try… — Martina McBride Copy Share Image
I have memories of my grandfather Kirkman making mashed potatoes that were so good because they tasted like a bowl of butter.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
New Hampshire polling data are unreliable because, when you call the Granite State's registered Republicans and independents in the middle of dinner… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“So Sara, what was your favourite thing that Santa brought you?” Lucas was passing the mashed potatoes down the table, and Isaac… — C.J. Hunt Copy Share Image
“I sure wish deodorant tasted like butter, because then I could keep mashed potatoes warm and tasty in my armpits all day… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, my mother used to feed me mashed-potato sandwiches, brussel sprout sandwiches; my brain cells were starving from… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
“Subect: Sigh. Okay. Since we're on the subject... Q. What is the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish? A. Tsardines, of course. Q.… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
I am not a fine chef, but I can certainly get dinner on the table for 14 people. With that many, I… — Cindy Crawford Copy Share Image
“When all’s said and done they’re a strange breed, these South and East Londoners, and they’re amused by little things. Their love… — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
I love potatoes - roast potatoes, mashed potatoes - I just love potatoes. — Johanna Konta Copy Share Image
“Uh-oh, I forgot about the whole saying grace aspect of Thanksgiving. I watch Dad closely as hands begin to link around the… — S.W. Hubbard Copy Share Image
“Gnocchi So, the recipe for gnocchi: A little over 1 pound of potatoes suitable for mashing; red potatoes are an option as… — Aliza Galkin-Smith Copy Share Image
I don't eat steak often, maybe once a month. But when I do, it really hits the spot. When you're done with… — Michael McKean Copy Share Image
Using these toolkits is like trying to make a bookshelf out of mashed potatoes. — Jamie Zawinski Copy Share Image
Some days I wouldn't even go to class. I'd sit in the room and play video games with my friends and eat… — Calvin Johnson Copy Share Image
I love fish bonz eeacsiplly the mahi mahi with garlic butter but you guys are desperately missing mashed potatoes at your restaurant.… — Mhyar Copy Share Image
Whoever would have guessed that in the land of cheap sausages and mashed potatoes there could be such a change which would… — Robin Leach Copy Share Image
“I saw him do a No More Potatoes Dance, after he saw me stuff the last of the mashed potatoes in my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
