“Love? Do you mean love in the way you understand it as a human?” “Well, not exactly, but basically the same thing.… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only de-motivate them. The… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“What does it mean to feel something similar to the way God feels? Is that like saying a pebble is similar to… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you think your odds of solving your problem are bad, don’t rule out the possibility that what is really happening is that you… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Failure always brings something valuable with it. I don’t let it leave until I extract that value.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“On all the important stuff, we are emotional creatures who make decisions first and rationalize them after the fact.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“What you rarely see is a stillborn failure that transmogrifies into a stellar success. Small successes can grow into big ones, but failures rarely… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Because everything you perceive is a metaphor for something your brain is not equipped to fully understand. God is as real as the clothes… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Capitalism is rotten at every level, and yet it adds up to something extraordinarily useful for society over time. The paradox of capitalism is… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
