If 90% of success in life is showing up, the other 10% depends on what you're showing up for. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
You'll find as you go through life that great depth and smoldering sensuality don't always win. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again. God - I'll have to sit through the Ice… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
My heart says one thing. My head says another. Very hard to get your heart and head together in life. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
For some reason it gives people pleasure to equate the life of certain movie actors or actresses with their actual lives. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There is always the possibility that people will change. Real change is more rare. You are who you are at a certain… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Life is full of moments that are good - winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman, a great dinner - but the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In life, one is entitled to a side dish of either coleslaw or potato salad, and the choice must be made in… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I don't like to meet the actor and have a lot of conferences and talk about their sub-life and their off-screen life… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I'm a terrible musician. While the band members are great, I'm tolerated and affectionately regarded because I do movies, but if I… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The whole thrust of science and the medical profession is to try and prevent it from happening, to try to prolong life,… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
My experience creatively is different than my experience in life, for, as my father would say, the simple reason that you can't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
This is my perspective and has always been my perspective on life: I have a very grim, pessimistic view of it. I… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
If I just got up in the morning and had no place to go and was retired or something, I would be… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Millions of books written on every conceivable subject by all these great minds and in the end, none of them knows anything… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
If I had my life to live over, I wish I could be a great pianist or something. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There is no justice, there is no rational structure to it [life]. That is just the way it is, and each person… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The great question of philosophy remains: If life is meaningless, what can be done about alphabet soup? — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I've been escaping my whole life. Since I was a little child, I escaped into the movies on the other side as… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
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