Laughing Quotes · Page 40

Are you going to give a speech?' she asked gaily. He gave a choked laugh. 'Of course not,' he said. 'Not for…

— Charles Finch

'Naked Gun 33 1/3' I think made me laugh more than anything ever made.

— Horatio Sanz

Lily Tomlin...I used to watch reruns of Laugh-In and she was always my favorite part. She's this very unique talent and the…

— Baron Vaughn

Life is like fording a river, stepping from one slippery stone to another, and you must rejoice every time you don't lose…

— Merle Shain

I hope in my lifetime we can all continue to laugh at ourselves and not put down anyone for what they weigh.

— Richard Simmons

When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to…

— Kelly Ripa

Alice doesn't seem to mind because she's laughing too, and biting her lip, all doe-eyed, and tossing her freshly washed hair, and…

— David Nicholls

I've been a straight man for so many years that from force of habit I repeat everything. I went out fishing with…

— George Burns

I have something I need to tell you," he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look…

— Veronica Roth

You cannot struggle to joy. Struggle and joy are not on the same channel. You joy your way to joy. You laugh…

— Esther Hicks

I think that even in a drama, we all want to smile, and laugh because what a horrible life if we're just…

— David Koechner

'When you were little, what inspired you to feel this way?'" Then he paused and asked, "Looking in the mirror and having…

— Ellen Schreiber

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

— Dane Cook

My prayer for the new year is that I may have the courage and the stamina to let Life happen to me,…

— Jean Hersey

I have always believed that a good laugh was good for both the mental and physical digestion.

— Abraham Lincoln

When you denigrate people, they have two ways to fight back - with their fists and guns, or their mouths. And mouths…

— Carl Reiner

I'm a goofy girl. I like to laugh and I like to make other people laugh.

— Gal Gadot

It's so great to be able to make people laugh, because this is so often how we get our selves back.

— Anne Lamott

Within the memory of many of my townsmen the road near which my house stands resounded with the laugh and gossip of…

— Henry David Thoreau

I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my…

— Fred Durst

I'm looking for parts that will challenge me comedically. I would love to be on a multicam sitcom one day, kind of…

— Jillian Rose Reed

My favorite moments are when everyone is laughing.

— Laurie David

If I lived in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That…

— Jack Handey

Oh, Mona, we're all damned fools! Some of us just have more fun with it than others. Loosen up, dear! Don't be…

— Armistead Maupin

It does not do to laugh at the pangs of youth. They are very terrible because youth has not yet learned that…

— Anonymous

You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you're instructed to make people laugh and…

— Sarah Silverman

She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's…

— Derek Landy

Most of the time when something goes bad—a marriage, a war, a run of good luck—you don’t know it. It’s like in…

— Mark Slouka

I've looked at the world for quite a few years now and I've found that if I don't laugh, I'll probably end…

— David Eddings

I'm not necessarily less gratified by films where you're given less room to maneuve. Because I love a great script, and I…

— Jennifer Jason Leigh

It's funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. I'm not that.…

— Kellan Lutz

Comedians are great at laughing at themselves, we really are. We mock everyone else and we can take it as well.

— Paul Whitehouse

We can work, study, laugh and have fun, dance, sing, and enjoy many different experiences. These are a wonderful part of life,…

— Neil L. Andersen

When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at…

— Cheri Oteri

I don't remember who was there, except Dora. I have not the least idea what we had for dinner, besides Dora. My…

— Charles Dickens

The crazy ones only laugh when there is no reason to laugh.

— Charles Bukowski

That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

— Woody Allen

I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it…

— Jeff Dunham

I haven't been one since I did a film called (coughs) Encino Man (laughing). After two or three runs with Pauly Shore,…

— Brendan Fraser

The minute you're laughing, some people will say you're laughing at people.

— Sean Baker