Laughing Quotes · Page 39

On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.

— Joan Rivers

If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans.

— Anonymous

I make myself laugh at everything, so that I do not weep.

— Pierre Beaumarchais

A joke isn't a joke until someone laughs.

— Michael Crawford

You know, honestly, if a girl can make me laugh, I'm pretty much sold.

— Ryan Lochte

My Pa always said, Live fast, die laughing, thats the way to do it.

— Doug McClure

I remember laughing so hard as a kid.

— Claire Messud

I love doing comedy - I get a laugh out of it, it's not so serious.

— Carmen Electra

It's lovely to work with a group of actors who make you laugh and smile.

— Kelly Reilly

If you can't laugh at yourself or take any type of criticism or comment about yourself, I think it's more of a…

— Jason Roy

I like being cheerful. Isn't it nice to be able to have fun and laugh while doing interviews?

— Seungri

Everyone else at school was terrified of me, and they were always laughing at me.

— Toyah Willcox

Does it hurt?” He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. “Only when I laugh.” “I’ll try not to be funny.”…

— Rachel Caine

“Have you ever noticed what cheerful things brooks are? They're always laughing.”

— Anonymous

When the audience isn't laughing, that doesn't mean that they're not fascinated.

— Susan Messing

So make your jokes, go for broke, blow your smoke your not alone.. but whos laughing now

— Jessie J

Nothing important was ever accomplished without chutzpah. Columbus had chutzpah. The signers of the Declaration of Independence had chutzpah. Don't ever aim…

— Alan Alda

I hope and hoping feeds my pain I weep and weeping feeds my failing heart I laugh but the laughter does not…

— Niccolo Machiavelli

Until man duplicates a blade of grass, nature can laugh at his so-called scientific knowledge. Remedies from chemicals will never stand in…

— Thomas A. Edison

Laughing at someone else is an excellent way of learning how to laugh at oneself; and questioning what seem to be the…

— Gore Vidal

People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. If I make a white guy laugh, he's gonna come see me. He's…

— Chris Rock

Some people thought I wasn't taking the sport seriously because I was always laughing and having fun, but I loved my skiing,…

— Eddie the Eagle

I strike fear into you because I am a man?" "It isn't funny." "I do not laugh. It is a sad thing,…

— Catherine Anderson

I haven't been one since I did a film called (coughs) Encino Man (laughing). After two or three runs with Pauly Shore,…

— Brendan Fraser

You, sleeping on your bed of nails. Weeping an ocean beyond the pale. Strange, sorrow is your greatest skill. You're suffering from…

— Tim Finn

The NFL culture, the sports culture, has decided that they are more valuable than women. I've heard people laugh about keeping their…

— Terry Crews

Do you laugh in the right places? Then, you’ll get along, in fair weather or foul. Humor is nothing less than a…

— Carole Lombard

What people who don't write don't understand is that they think you make up the line consciously — but you don't. It…

— Woody Allen

I've just been playing the Trout Quintet on the phonograph. Listening to the andantino makes me want to be a trout myself.…

— Sophie Scholl

If gay marriage is a real thing, gay infertility must be a real thing. It's not fair. I mean, it wasn't fair…

— Rush Limbaugh

You make me tremendously happy to hold me undivided - to let me be the artist, as it were, and yet not…

— Henry Miller

Mockery of religion is one of the most essential things because to demystify supposedly 'holy text dictated by god' and show that…

— Christopher Hitchens

Laugh at what you hold sacred, and still hold it sacred.

— Abraham Maslow

Too big to cry too young to laugh...

— Abraham Lincoln

An atheist's laugh 's a poor exchange For Deity offended!

— Robert Burns

We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.

— May Sarton

Laughing cheerfulness throws the light of day on all the paths of life.

— Jean Paul

I like laughing about cruel things because life is cruel.

— Gaspar Noe

You'll laugh at the comedy of errors that is my life.

— Bret Michaels

I'm usually the person laughing to myself on the tube.

— Rosie Jones