I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun?… — Homer Copy Share Image
That kind of language is what makes us laugh. Like, "Well, just eFax that to me, and I'll take a look at… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads. — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
Good profiles mentioned characteristics that would probably be true for all of us, such as: "I want someone who will make me… — Amy Webb Copy Share Image
The sneer is gone from Casey's lip, his teeth are clenched in hate; He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the… — Ernest Thayer Copy Share Image
I write romance, women's fiction, chicklit. I think it all fits very comfortably under the same umbrella. Basically, I write books for… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
You have to have humor. If you don't have humor and you take yourself seriously, you're dead in the water. You have… — Anthony Hopkins Copy Share Image
Only one pair was still battling, apparently unaware of the new arrival. Harry saw Sirius duck Bellatrix's jet of red light: he… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
And that's the way I have always lived, for the laughs – today. N-O-W. No Other Way. — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
I love to entertain. I love being able to make people laugh. — Anneliese van der Pol Copy Share Image
When things go right (and they go right a lot - you just got to keep trying) there is nothing to really… — Ronnie Apteker Copy Share Image
When people would ask me what I’m addicted to, I always said ‘music.’ And while they’d laugh it off like it’s a… — Blake Lewis Copy Share Image
Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
A friend of mine is trying to do a documentary where he brings Jewish and Arab comedians to occupied territories in Israel.… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
I have this recurring nightmare where I'm giving a speech in front of my old high school classmates, and they start laughing… — Dustin Milligan Copy Share Image
A good writer should be able to write comedic work that made you laugh, and scary stuff that made you scared, and… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I would say most people assume that I'm not very smart or educated or earnest, because I have this image that I'm… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
If I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I have been asked many times, Why do you laugh so much and make so many jokes? I become serious sometimes-when I… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
Laughter is something we have against oppression and oppressive people. Dictators hate people who laugh at them. It's easy for them to… — Burhan Sonmez Copy Share Image
Don't drop him," said Peter's mother to his father. "Don't you dare drop him." She was laughing. "I will not," said his… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
I like being a Baha'i who has an out-there sense of humor. God gives us talents and faculties, and making people laugh… — Rainn Wilson Copy Share Image
