I'm the clown you take out of the box and wind up when you need a good laugh. And then, when you're… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
“Lyra had never seen such a sight, never heard such a bellow; it was like a mountain laughing.” — Philip Pullman Copy Share Image
Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I'll always come back to comedy. Doing drama can feel satisfying, but day to day, it's just not as fun as laughing. — Reid Scott Copy Share Image
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If ridicule were employed to laugh men out of vice and folly, it might be of some use. — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when everyone is laughing their ass off& you don't know what's going on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm totally normal in every respect, but I have this one quirk - I can't give out a number without laughing. It's… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I moved around a lot as a kid, and when you're always entering new places at that age, you kind of have… — Adam Pally Copy Share Image
I think everyone's different but in comedy, I try to do my scene to make the director and the other actors laugh.… — Ken Jeong Copy Share Image
I suppose some studio executive would say it's death for a comedy if people aren't all laughing in the same places, but… — Noah Baumbach Copy Share Image
To take a gloomy view of life is not part of my philosophy; to laugh at the idiocies of my fellow creatures… — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
A moral coward is one who is afraid to do what he thinks is right because others will disapprove or laugh. Remember… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
“We can shape-shift whenever we like." She made a face. "You mean all those hideous stories are true? Rats and bats and… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards. — J. B. Morton Copy Share Image
If we come to sleep we are His drowsy ones And if we come to wake we are in His hands If… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For me, it's important to elevate the hypocrisy with humor. Then you really are using the humor to elevate the problem, saying… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
You gonna put on your big-girl panties and fight with the boys, now?” He looked over his shoulder as if he expected… — Faith Hunter Copy Share Image
I never liked that ending either. More love streaming out the wrong way, and I don't want to be the kind that… — Richard Siken Copy Share Image
“You said he carries a gun?" "Yeah, that's the bad news." Perry whispers, "What's the good news?" I pause. "I read recently… — Edmond Manning Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
How can you feel like an actual member of society casting a vote for a president when in a professional interview you… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
At my wedding, my bridesmaids said, "You're the funniest person we've ever met." I hope I make people laugh, I hope I… — Anna Camp Copy Share Image
“Beauty may catch the eye, but a jolly laugh will lasso the heart.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
Barking dogs may occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot! — Konrad Lorenz Copy Share Image
