It's Halloween and hopefully you people that partied last night didn't wake next to something scary this morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wake up and check my Instagram to see what I missed out on last night. Then I check my Twitter. Then… — Domo Genesis Copy Share Image
Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. — Harold C. Schonberg Copy Share Image
I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Last night as I was sleeping, I dreamt - marvellous error! - That it was God I had here inside my heart. — Antonio Machado Copy Share Image
“I watched Question Time on BBC1 last night and I've come to the conclusion this country needs more unemployed politicians.” — Kirkland Ciccone Copy Share Image
Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant! — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
It's so hard to fall asleep at night when you wish the blanket wrapped around you tonight was the person wrapped around… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I told Pattie that last night I dreamt that we had a press conference and nobody showed up. I am overwhelmed that… — LaVell Edwards Copy Share Image
Im human and after we went out to dinner last night, I had a bowl of ice cream. After the baby is… — Vanessa Lachey Copy Share Image
When you're very famous, very young, there's that little thing of, 'Are they being nice to me because they think I'm a… — Nicholas Hammond Copy Share Image
“Andrew: Uh, do I need to remind you about the sexual epiphany you had last night? Sadie: Is that what you're calling… — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“You're working on your presentation. Right. Okay." Josh takes his coffee when his name is called and gives such an accusing look… — Sally Thorne Copy Share Image
In the fairy tale you mentioned last night, I would probably be the villain. But it's possible the villain would treat you… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“The Blue Bird from The Last Night of the Earth Poems there’s a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“I’m appreciative of the guys that can come along for the ride and not feel alienated because this isn’t some “pro-women, down… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
“You look a bit tired,love; haven't you been sleeping well?" "I've been sleeping just fine," she lied. "I was out late last… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“I had this dream about you last night. We were still married. I was giving you a haircut, like I always did,… — Crystal Hudson Copy Share Image
Last night many dreams of you danced in my head, As we journeyed to heaven while I slept in my bed. Once… — SincerelyAly Copy Share Image
“Dylan Caine came over last night and worked with me to strip the walls.” Her stomach tingled again as she remembered that… — RaeAnne Thayne Copy Share Image
“Last night as your breathing settled into sleep what I heard was the half-forgotten sound, the velvet rush and hiss, the automatic… — John Knowles Copy Share Image
“That doesn't sound fair," says Peter. "What if one person only has seven fears and someone else has twenty? That's not their… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
Depending on what you did last night is either a Good Morning or a regretful one.. — JREYES Copy Share Image
I finally am doing things girls my age should.. Our first game last night and we won! 15-0. I miss it.. — Jade Copy Share Image
“Well, you look weird. New pajamas? Did somebody exhume you last night?" -- Kiwi, Swamplandia!” — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
Last night I dreamed I had insomnia. I woke up exhausted, yet too well rested to go back to sleep. — Bob Ingman Copy Share Image
Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen! — James Thurber Copy Share Image
“Last night I read two books back to back. Tonight I’ll probably read both of those books’ front covers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Last night I matched each star with a reason for loving you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If we sleep on flowers, its called our first night . if flowers sleep on us, its called our last night Reality… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“This is the part where we see how badly you want a repeat of last night.” — Sloane Kennedy Copy Share Image
I had a dream last night.. I'm eating 10 pounds of marshmallow.. I woke up this morning and my pillow was gone..… — Ljoyce Copy Share Image
“Last night your thin walls invited me to the party next door / reminded me I am a quiet person in a… — Drew Myron Copy Share Image
“I cleaned out my belly button last night, and I found the meaning of life. Gosh, I wonder how long it’s been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Last night I told myself I wasn't in love with you,then I closed my eyes and saw you in my dreams. — Gloria Bakang Copy Share Image
“feeling a bit like cinderella, she made it home at two minutes past one last night.” — Karen Mahoney Copy Share Image
After watching Watford against Manchester City last night that was like a bubblebath. It was beautiful. — Eamon Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
