Hard to believe I'm singlewell last night proved that all mistakes come at a price. — Nik Copy Share Image
Don't get jealous of me because last night I was a bit shining than you — Aileen Ali Copy Share Image
“Answer: Mr. Parker fired Paul, his night watchman, because last night, he was sleeping on the job!!! Congratulations!!!” — Puzzleland Copy Share Image
“Kissing him last night at the pep rally had been like kissing an underpass.” — George Saunders Copy Share Image
Last night I let the party get the best of me. Waking up in the morning, two hoes laying next to me. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Girl : Hey boy ¥ I dream about you last night ¥. Boy : Awwww ¥ Girl : You died. — Scott Stifler Copy Share Image
“I assume that your ravings about that nigger last night were due to anxiety," Loretta noted. "I do wish you would watch… — Gideon Rathbone Copy Share Image
“Last night was nothing more than one of those desperate lunges at intimacy so common in this part of the world, where… — Cynthia Adina Kirkwood Copy Share Image
You stop at all of the greasy nasty-ass truck stops and you never get a proper rest. But every night you party… — Busta Rhymes Copy Share Image
Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Last night, I saw a falling star. I make a wish, I said... I wish you'll be mine. The star suddenly stop,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But I kept putting her alongside the firemen in the house last night, and I suddenly realized I didn't like them at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It’s what I came here last night to say. I’m going to take care of it.’ ‘Promise me,’ Damen heard himself say.… — C.S. Pacat Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... I think I've realized why drive-in theatres are going extinct; you can't yell at… — Marshall Ramsay Copy Share Image
Schwarzenegger said last night on the show he expects his opponents to throw all kinds of dirt at him. And you know,… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The usual devastating put-downs imply that a person is basically bad, rather than that he is a person who sometimes does bad… — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
Our father, thank you for letting me see this New day. Thank you that you didn't allow the bed I lay on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ill be honest with you if you were to ask me when was the last time I cried I'd say last night… — Talyiah Copy Share Image
“My Dearest Allie. I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter anymore, because I… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
“Did you tell my mother that you called me a bitch last night,too?" I asked him. "Because that's the best way I… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“That’s when I understand. Of course she’s not okay. Of course she didn’t get any sleep last night. Last night she almost… — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“Take off your hood,” Brullo said quietly. Aelin looked up. “Why, and no.” “I want to see your face.” Aelin went still.… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
Sincerest apologies to the friends who have to guess my drunk 'Draw Something' creations from last night. — Kevin Pereira Copy Share Image
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
I was lying on my bed last night, watching stars and endless horizons. Then I realized, where the hell is my roof? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.” — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas and how he got in my pajamas I'll never know. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Its amazing how much ur body changes when u work out every day :D I did 5 sets of 68 crunches last night — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“One rose wasn’t enough to tell you how much I loved seeing you last night. -Nick” — Milly Taiden Copy Share Image
Last night your eyes were telling me what words could never say. You needed room to breathe, you needed time to get… — Freddie Mcgregor Copy Share Image
So scared to dream in a world with no sunlight. When you wake up, you know it's darker than last night. — James Copy Share Image
“I do know that I don't want to wake him. We were up very late last night.” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine.” — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
I can't do this shit anymore, I cut last night, and all I want to do is keep cutting!!!!! — Kaile Stewart Copy Share Image
Last night I looked up And matched each star with a reason Why I love you; I was doing great, Until I… — Zoheb Copy Share Image
How many people saw Arnold's speech last night? I haven't seen that many Kennedys in one place since their last trial. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“Yes. I long to break you. It’s all I’ve been thinking about since we ate dinner last night.” — Kenya Wright Copy Share Image
A teenager's Facebook update: Internet was not working last night, spent time with family.. they seem to be nice people... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
