Stu Price: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night? Phil Wenneck: Obviously because we had a great fucking… — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Got roofied at a super bowl party last night. Missing a sock, my car, and my liver. — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image
During the battles last night and at dawn, they [ Ba'th Socialist Party fighters] had destroyed three American helicopters — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get for a walk and got blown into… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
This last night we tear into each other, as if to wound, as if to find the key to everything before morning. — Michael Ondaatje Copy Share Image
It's nice to know you have support. Last night I got a marriage proposal. I just laughed. — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
Camping in the backyard last night for Father's Day! Wrestling, stories, s'mores...it was awesome! — Drew Brees Copy Share Image
“The sadist in him loved knowing that he’d used her for his pleasure, while also expressing his disappointment in her, whereas, the… — Josie Leigh Copy Share Image
So I lied to you last night. I said I just wanted one night with you. But I want every night with… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“As I walked home last night I saw a lone fox dancing In the cold moonlight. I stood and watched. Then Took… — Ruskin Bond Copy Share Image
“muddle of farewells before we put off; we talked a little about the boat, our fellow-passengers and our prospects, and then I… — Henry James Copy Share Image
Im not sure how I feel today its different to every other day in a good way though its like whatever happened… — Talyiah Copy Share Image
You guys enjoy that game last night? We love it when the United Center gets rocking like that! How about that shot… — Derrick Rose Copy Share Image
The health care reform legislation passed by the U.S. House of Representatives last night clearly violates the U.S. Constitution and infringes on… — Bill McCollum Copy Share Image
“I feel like I’m going to die,’ he says. ‘Could we talk for a few minutes before you die?’ ‘Only if you… — Doug MacLeod Copy Share Image
How many years have slipped through our hands? At least as many as the constellations we still can identify. The quarter moon,… — Charles Wright Copy Share Image
Heavy laden -- that's what I am. Laden with pride, often thinking myself better than others while we have to think the… — Diet Eman Copy Share Image
“That night, Marlboro Man and I had a date. It was the Thursday night before our wedding, and the rehearsal dinner was… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“He reached out and gently wiped away a spot of dried mud on her cheek that she hadn't known was there. "If… — Gaelen Foley Copy Share Image
I cannot but be astonished that Sarsi should persist in trying to prove by means of witnesses something that I may see… — Galileo Galilei Copy Share Image
“What about our bet?” she teased. It was clear from the look in his eyes that the bet was over, but she… — Jessica Jayne Copy Share Image
I'd done light comedy. In some quarters, About Last Night... is a romantic comedy. So it wasn't like I'd been doing Sophie's… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
“In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I caught the happiness virus last night When I was out singing beneath the stars. Hafiz of Persia — Hafiz Of Persia Copy Share Image
Dude u were so drunk last night... no I wasn't, dude u through my hamster and said go Pikachu! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Last night I had the strangest dream ~~ I ever dreamed before ~~ I dreamed the world had all agreed ~~ To… — Earle McCurdy Copy Share Image
“That storm last night,” I murmured, helping his dramatic self to a chair before he went full queen and collapsed.” — Alessandra Torre Copy Share Image
“Well, she wore far too much rouge last night, and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of desperation in… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
We won 47-12 last night as a team but I beat my kid by pinning him in 20 seconds! I feel a… — Wrestling001 Copy Share Image
“I did something so stupid last night that I can’t even speak about it today. I took a vow of silence.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
If you wake up hoping no one tagged you in any pictures from last night, you're partying the right way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't take days off and play like I did last night. Maybe some people can, but I can't. — Jimmy Chamberlin Copy Share Image
“His jaw clenched tight. “I could not resist you last night if the world itself was on fire.” — Juliette Cross Copy Share Image
I was walkin' 'round in my crib last night and said, "Damn, I wanna rob myself" — Plies Copy Share Image
Prongs rode again last night... You know, Harry, in a way, you did see your father last night... You found him inside… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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