I felt so bad last night for having this one night stand, the following day I got another one for the other… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wish for you this morning is that may all your sweet dreams of last night come true today. Good morning to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Butt-Head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance? — Beavis And Butthead Copy Share Image
Last night I hugged by pillow and dreamt of you, I wish someday I'd bE dreaming about my pillow and I'd be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Then don’t,” Jake said. “We talked last night. I feel good about what we decided. Don’t you?” — Jessie Evans Copy Share Image
Don't start your day with broken pieces of the past. Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's… — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
“An angel kissed my strings, while I slept last night. And her rhythm broke my hunger. And I died a little less.” — Sara Quin Copy Share Image
“he didn’t look as good as Piper had last night after she’d suddenly been transformed.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I never knew, not then, not now, whether Cassie thought she had hung up, or whether she wanted to hurt me, or… — Tana French Copy Share Image
“he’s still dead, but he died this morning rather than last night.” She held up her hand with a small amount of… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
Last night I cried, tossed and turned. Woke up with dry eyes. My mind was racing, feet were pacing. Lord, help me… — Vivian Green Copy Share Image
It's funny how I can't remember what I had for dinner last night, but I always remember every last detail of what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
i made myself a snowball As perfect as can be. I thought I'd keep it as a pet, And let it sleep… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
Last night, President Bush gave a prime-time press conference. It was such a big deal that Fox decided to preempt American Idol.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I stayed up last night and watched the Republican Convention all night long. I watched all of them talk, and listened to… — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
And the ultimate thing is, I may not be the expert that some people are on foreign policy, but I did stay… — Mike Huckabee Copy Share Image
“Did you eat my Twinkies?" She gulped. Keeping her eyes glued to the whip, she said, "Exactly what Twinkies are we talking… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“Beneath all his reckless remarks, he is a good man. And he genuinely wants to marry you-after last night at the ball… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
“Daily her tactics grew more sly and underhanded. Last night the audacious wench had picked the lock to his chamber! Because he'd… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
You hurt me now I'm self harmed. Last night I cryed my self to sleep I'm self harming myself. I cut my… — HAyby Copy Share Image
“Someone once wrote that a novel should deliver a series of small astonishments. I get the same thing spending an hour with… — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
“Do I need to check up on you guys later? You know the rules.No sleeping in opposite-sex rooms." My face flames,and St.… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“What do you think of this, Holmes? Sholto was, on his own confession, with his brother last night. The brother died in… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“Last night I watched the weather channel, as is my habit. Elsewhere in the world there are floods: roiling brown water, bloated… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division. — Dominic Allen Copy Share Image
“It didn't feel like the last night of anything anymore, just that the world went on and would follow us home” — Wendy McClure Copy Share Image
“We went to the double feature last night”… “My recollection, it was a triple,” Raiden muttered.” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
You keep telling yourself this'll be the last night alone and today you might just find you. — Elijah Wade Copy Share Image
“Last night I couldn’t sleep for thinking about it, but does age matter when you love somebody” — Lia Peele Copy Share Image
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A strong woman is the one who is able to smile this morning like as if she wasn't crying last night... — AiLiE Copy Share Image
“I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wakeup letter.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Shit. I was supposed to be at a speech. The bodyguard hadn’t woken me up because I was fucking said bodyguard last… — James Cox Copy Share Image
A strong woman is one who is able to smile this morning like she wasnt crying last night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If he can't manage to remember things from last night, then he's not worth the time or effort. — Mehhhh Copy Share Image
Im a wake up in the room, wake up with a hangover. What I spent last night I could bought a Range… — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
I dreamed of Buddah last night and woke up rubbing my belly. Damn you Budweiser Buddah!! — David Villier Copy Share Image
“counterfeit fairly last night. Rom. Good morrow to you both. What counterfeit” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image