Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Everything is forgivable if you leave after a one night stand, as long as you were good in bed.

— Nikhil Saluja

I've never even come close to having a one-night stand.

— Megan Fox

One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up.

— Paris Hilton

Don't you know that you're nothing more than a one night stand?

— Janis Joplin

I was just thinking about my own natural way of one-night stands: always wanting to be more attached to something. I'm not very good…

— Sampha

I don't have a night stand. If I read at night in bed or too close to sleep-time, I lie awake thinking in the…

— Ali Smith

I just cannot stand an unmade bed.

— Elizabeth Berg

It's a lovely day for me to finally not leave the bed.

— Nikhil Saluja

My night stand is more like a geological structure: a bunch of books piled on the floor with its own strata.

— David Grann

I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch.

— Luis Guzman

I'm not the type of guy who enjoys one-night stands. It leaves me feeling very empty and cynical. It's not even fun sexually. I…

— Ben Affleck

I left my bed once. It was awful.

— Anonymous