I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
The hardest part is waking up in the morning and remembering what you had been trying so hard to forget last night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Last night I woke up with someone squeezing my hand. It was my other hand. — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Last Night On 19H00. Illshain Was Perfoming At Gingindlovu Wedding. — Illshain Talent Dladla Copy Share Image
Got some party last night, had a night swimming lol :D haters gonna hate for sure :P — Shennon Fabiano Copy Share Image
People don't buy a new detergent because the manufacturer told a joke on television last night. — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
I'm done with her, I'm done with her Oh that's yo girl but last night I had some fun with her — Gucci Mane Copy Share Image
President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. I was alone on a dark night and you came to me as a… — Crystal Hudson Copy Share Image
Niggas be like bruh I just smashed this one hoe last night ...but they posting all night they at home bored come… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’d decided last night, and strengthened my resolve this morning, to have eyes for no man but Jesus. If intimacy was really… — Amy Rachel Peterson Copy Share Image
I'm sorry to everyone that I have hurt. Sam has been here for me and he is helping me get through this.… — Nikki Copy Share Image
“Last night you sat there singing to me 'nothing to hide, believe what I say' and not ten hours later you're standin'… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
You can have 100 people tell you how beautiful you look, and one person will say, "God, did you sleep last night?"… — Khloe Kardashian Copy Share Image
“Fitz stood, signaling to a group of women in various states of dishabille nearby. “Okay, Mr. FBI man. It’s time for you… — J.T. Ellison Copy Share Image
“Delia," he says. "I'm going to do the best I can today." "I know that." "But I also wanted to say I'm… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“I do this thing for Rosie, you sleep with me.” I stared at him, open-mouthed and in stunned silence. “Not like last… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“She had a rosebud on her ass, and wasn't happy about it. Standing naked in the bathroom, Eve adjusted the trifold mirror… — J. D. Robb Copy Share Image
“Rolls Royce drives up to the door after lunch and waits for half an hour while we all hunt for Aunt Ethel’s… — D.E. Stevenson Copy Share Image
“If it’s any consolation,” he murmured, “I had a miserable time last night.” “Good. You deserved to.” She smiled. “Not that I… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
It's so nice to run into people even now who - if I'm out, a couple of times a week, somebody comes… — Amy Hill Copy Share Image
“I’m going to miss all the takeout,” Jason said later, after dinner, when I walked him out to his car. “Coach said… — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
“Grabbing a bag of peas from the freezer, I sat down next to Luke who had followed my request and taken off… — Nicole Simone Copy Share Image
What's down below is in the past Like last night's crickets, far below. — Wallace Stevens Copy Share Image
Morning Every One!! I was so cold last night!! I had to wear knee socks,And my knee socks had a hole in… — Meeez Copy Share Image
Last night I called this girl. SLUT in public & now she is charging me double for sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yesterday ended last night. Every day is a new beginning. Learn the skill of forgetting. And move on. — Norman Vincent Peale Copy Share Image
Last night I dreamed I was still human, but now I have woken up, into something better. Farewell, my friends, farewell. — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“If last night proved anything, it's that life is a strong drink served up in an extremely short - and fragile -… — Samantha Sotto Copy Share Image
“The walls in my room know your name. They heard me sigh your name last night!” — Avijeet Das Copy Share Image
I'm extremely proud of our very, very diverse cast which represents the world that I walk around in every day. — Ellen Pompeo Copy Share Image
“Oh, yeah, this is the shit. I told you that last night. Be better if I had some milk.” He took another… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
So when I ask a simple question, where were you last night, you wanna yell and scream and try to flip it… — Letoya Luckett Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night, you were the same piece of S**t I know and hate in real life.” — Rodney Jenkins Copy Share Image
I had a wet dream about you last night. I dreamt you got hit by a bus and pissed myself laughing... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
