The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.” — Michael Summers Copy Share Image
Im sitting here thinking to myself, why is my heart not beating anymore? Forgot you took it last night. — Troublemaker Copy Share Image
Always wake up with a smile on your face, because a lot of people who went to sleep last night are not… — Michael Clarke Duncan Copy Share Image
“Last night, there had been so much to say, but tomorrow had become today, and everything was different.” — Heidi Heilig Copy Share Image
I read THE WICKED + THE DIVINE last night, and no matter how high your expectations are for it, its better. — Scott Snyder Copy Share Image
Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
We had high and boisterous winds last night and this morning: the Indians continue to purchase repairs with grain of different kinds. — Meriwether Lewis Copy Share Image
Last night, I was on the threshold of hell. To-day, I am within sight of my heaven. I have my eyes on… — Emily Bronte Copy Share Image
I had Taco Bell last night. I got a Mexican pizza. On my way home, I was like, 'I've gotta go home… — Ashlee Simpson Copy Share Image
In his speech last night, John Kerry said this was the beginning of the end of the Bush administration. I agree. Sure,… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Last night I thought there was a murderer standing in front of my bed, so naturally I hid under my covers. Why… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... I think flying saucer activity is pretty easy to explain; if I had one,… — Marshall Ramsay Copy Share Image
Last night I begged the Wise One to tell me the secret of the world. Gently, gently, he whispered, "Be quiet, the… — Rumi Copy Share Image
“No...I...I had this spicy Mexican food last night. It's only a bad case of heartburn. I don't need an exorcism. i need… — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
She may cry tonight after you've gone and broken her heart without a care; today she will smile at you like nothing… — Josephine Copy Share Image
“Tis ascribed to nothing else, that you did not go to hell the last night; that you was suffered to awake again… — Jonathan Edwards Copy Share Image
“I love her with all my soul. Why, she is a child! She's a child now — a real child. Oh! you… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
“We were both quiet a long time and I was about to fall back asleep in the curve of his arm with… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“I watched him suck on the bag and I shivered involuntarily at the sudden memory of Jameson’s fangs sliding into my neck.… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“Clary, Despite everything, I can't bear the thought of this ring being lost forever, any more then I can bear the thought… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Guilt is also a way for us to express to others that we are a person of good conscience. 'I feel really… — Tom Hodgkinson Copy Share Image
“Last night as I was sleeping, I dreamt—marvelous error!— that a spring was breaking out in my heart. I said: Along which… — Antonio Machado Copy Share Image
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you..I wish that someday I'd dream bout my pillow and I'd be hugging… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I hope he got plenty of rest last night because his legs are gonna be real tired after he runs through your… — Georgia Cates Copy Share Image
Bubba shot the jukebox last night, said it played a sad song and it made him cry. — Mark Chesnutt Copy Share Image
Could this be my last life, maybe my past life, is the future when I'm sleep, so what was last night. — Styles P Copy Share Image
Last night was like I miss you, lets make up & happy birthday sex all gift wrap in one !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
Dear crush last night I saw a shooting star and guess what I wished for? yeah I wished for you and only… — Zaynab Copy Share Image
“Oh, aye. I'm the devil all right. And last night, you were begging to step into the fire.” — Liz Carlyle Copy Share Image
“All he knew was that he had fun with Elizabeth last night, and his dick wanted more of her.” — Jaci Burton Copy Share Image
Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“Before last night, the most action I had gotten was from a down pillow.” — Abby Sher Copy Share Image
When I met you last night baby Before you opened up your gap I had respect for ya lady But now I… — Nate Dogg Copy Share Image
You have to savor special moments like last night, you have to enjoy them, which we did. But it's time to move… — Bruce Bochy Copy Share Image
Last night, I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed and go out, and pick… — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
“Cath thought of Levi's warmth against her arm last night. And his ten thousand smiles. And his forty-acre foreheard.” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
