Ask yourself: What did I eat for breakfast today? What did I eat for dinner last night? You see how fast reality… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Well, I thought, last night I paid my dues. I faced death. Now I can stay. — Mark Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink.” — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.” — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
Broken hearts and dirty windows, make life difficult to see, that's why last night and this morning always look the same to… — John Prine Copy Share Image
“Your tenderness has pervaded into the very pore of my being. Last night I inhaled the fragrance of the moon!” — Avijeet Das Copy Share Image
In 27 years doing this, I've seen a handful of truly great, masterful standup sets. One was Tig Notaro last night at Largo. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“Yeah, I understood that last night at the wreck. Nothing says I love you like a dead body.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“This has to be a dream. It's a dream. I'm asleep, or in a coma. Maybe he choked me last night until… — J.M. Darhower Copy Share Image
In true rock star fashiuon, I had insomina last night and I didn't sleep at all. So all I need is a… — Chris Jericho Copy Share Image
“Why are you laughing? I am your sexy boyfriend. You told me last night. You said I was the sexiest boyfriend you’ve… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“You told me I was making you crazy last night," he reminds me, drawing me out of my thoughts, back to a… — Lisa Renee Jones Copy Share Image
Don't you worry it's fine. See this will be our little dirty secret for life. Cause your man will lose his mind… — Jason Derulo Copy Share Image
Last Night I Cried Tears Of Joy What did we do to deserve this? Not To Dwell On The Past But To… — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
I had a good-talking candle last night in my bedroom. I was very tired but I wanted somebody to be with me,… — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
Rain fell last night...quiet, gentle rain, that tapped against my window pane, and called me back from troubled sleep, to soothe a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Tell me what you're thinking.' I wind my arms around his neck. 'I was thinking you are exactly as I predicted the… — Rebecca Yarros Copy Share Image
“Israel was thinking of warm beer, and muffins, and Wensleydale cheese, and Wallace and Gromit, and the music of Elgar, and the… — Ian Sansom Copy Share Image
I will make up a crush, you hear me?! I will look at a guy and say, for two months at least,… — Ester Dean Copy Share Image
“Never wants to what?” Meet anybody for a drink . Oh, he had to go out last night and meet this television… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“March 1898 What a strange dream I had last night! I wandered in the warm streets of a port, in the low… — Jean Lorrain Copy Share Image
But, as we've seen over the last several months, the people in this country are very dissatisfied with the direction that this… — Eric Cantor Copy Share Image
“Thou askest me to take things seriously? After what thou didst last night? When thou needest to kill a man and instead… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“Angel clicked on a few more pictures on the screen, and Alex made small talk about the place. Then he finally walked… — Elizabeth Reyes Copy Share Image
“Julia, last night was...a miracle. I'll never forget it. It was the best night of my life.” — Kahlen Aymes Copy Share Image
“Thank you for a lullaby last night. Thank you for the boy who sang it.” — Lisa Schroeder Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I will say your voice is like a weapon... Because the way u shouted at me last night Damn...'it broke my heart' — Therealnkosie Copy Share Image
He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care. — Randy Newman Copy Share Image
Pussy niggas fear me, real niggas acknowledge me. Last night old crazy ass girl tried to swallow me. — Webbie Copy Share Image
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“I'm tired again this morning. Was I sleepwalking in your nightmares again last night?” — Alfa H Copy Share Image
Thank you for waking me up. A warm good morning, after sweet dreams of last night. wish you a good day with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hope you're feeling okay after being sexually violated by Miley Cyrus last night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
