My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I caught the happy virus last night When I was out singing beneath the stars. It is remarkably contagious - So kiss… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
I'm here to say my legacy in The Octogon is over ... I re-signed last night with @WWE. — Brock Lesnar Copy Share Image
“The boy in the closet is your boyfriend. He loves you and will tell you all about last night.” — Cat Patrick Copy Share Image
Last night was another night where lessons were learned. I gotta learn to separate business from personal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Last night was wild. Who knew that jager, peppermint schnapps, and cherry coke would be so damned tasty?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Deep inside my soul there is a locked room, known to no one. It's dark so I don't go in there willingly,… — Ismaaciil C. Ubax Copy Share Image
Dear Mama, don't cry, your baby boy's doin' good, Tell the homies I'm in heaven, and they ain't got hoods. Seen a… — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
I cried myself to sleep last night because of you. The next day you apologized. Thats funny that you think youre automatically… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have thousands of opportunities every day to be grateful: for having good weather, to have slept well last night, to be… — David Steindl-Rast Copy Share Image
“You’re the most gorgeous thing I’ve looked at all morning.” “Obviously you are still heavily medicated,” he replied dryly, “because I drank… — Mila Rossi Copy Share Image
“Okay, woman. Spit that canary out and wipe those feathers off your chin. What the heck happened to you? Last night you… — Katherine Allred Copy Share Image
We make families of our own, Travis whispered in my arms on the last night we spent together. It starts with you… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“Classical music is not really my thing, and I know absolutely nothing about it. If you told me you saw Brendel play… — David Rosenfelt Copy Share Image
“It's gonna happen again, Mara. I'm gonna kiss you, and you're gonna kiss me. I'm gonna do other things to you, and… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Don’t even give me that guilty look, Serenity,” she says, crossing her arms. “I know exactly what you two got up to… — Bella Jewel Copy Share Image
“My Dearest, Can you forgive me? In a world that I seldom understand, there are winds of destiny that blow when we… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
“Since then, I've had these little periods when everything seems okay. I had another one last night, which I guess is why… — Michael Baron Copy Share Image
“Why not?” I asked, letting my tears spill over. It was easy to cry. All I had to do was look at… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things I can take, and a few that I can't. What I can't take is when my… — M. Night Shyamalan Copy Share Image
“He played pitch with Dad last night.” “Must have been a rush for your dad.” I smiled. “Yeah, it was.” Although Dad,… — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... it was about a dreamer and a drifter walking into a bar. They start… — Marshall Ramsay Copy Share Image
I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“I seem to recall ripping your panties off last night, so tell me, Soph, whatcha got on under this little red dress?” — Samanthe Beck Copy Share Image
Treat it like your last night. Even if you broke, spend tonight like your cash right. — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
Big news from last night's Republican debate, you guys. It turns out George Bush was actually the smart Texas governor. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
Last night was wild. Tonight's gonna be wild. Tomorrow is gonna be wild. And the following night is gonna be wild. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Last night when I was commenting on the FBI and the CIA, the sound went off for 27 minutes. I should have… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
My love for you is like Nelson Mandela, been the greatest but died last night :( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was waiting for you last night under a broken street light at least that light will be fixed unlike my heart. — Ryaj Ablando-Catayas Copy Share Image
Last night I learned how to be a lover of God. To live in this world and call nothing my own. — Rumi Copy Share Image
I had a dream last night that I was a rich man, but when I woke up this morning I found out… — Laurel Aitken Copy Share Image
“Please tell me that I undressed myself last night.” A half-smile formed. “Is that what you want to hear?” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“As we were swimming back, he asked as though it were an afterthought, “Are you going to hold last night against me?” — André Aciman Copy Share Image
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“He wondered if her spy had stumbled upon his last night. When did he start thinking like his mother?” — Johanna Lindsey Copy Share Image
