Bills Quote by W. C. Fields

I got like a little lucky two dollar bill, so I keep it with me all the time.

— Jalen Ramsey

You should feel lucky I didnt spend as much as I should have.

— Anonymous

One time I spent more than $40 on groceries, and my bank thought someone stole my debit card.

— Jaboukie Young-White

I miss the $2 bill, 'cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? Oh yeah. What do you need, a one and another one?

— Mitch Hedberg

The day you left was the day I realized...you owed me five bucks!

— Ana

They charged me 15 dollars. That's how much it costs to only have 20 dollars.

— Louis CK

Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?

— Roddy Piper

I was like, 'I don't get out of bed for less than $21 an hour!'... I temped at Chanel and the New York Stock…

— Jennifer Konner

I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two…

— Jack Benny

I forgot my purse of laughter when I dressed this mornin'," she told me. "Have you not bought anythin' the last few days? Prices…

— Tamora Pierce

Have you ever wondered if those dollar bills in your wallet might have once been in a strippers butt? You're wondering now...

— Anonymous

I'm sorry I thought I paid my bill. I was wrong.

— Jon Jones