You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know the more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn’t… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know Lincoln's famous remark about "God must have loved the common people, because he made so many of them?" Well, you… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is - they like to run their own business. I know men… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Don't just grab at the first thing that comes along. Know when to refuse something that won't get you anywhere — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately.… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Just read the farm relief bill. It's just a political version of Einstein's last theory. If a farmer could understand it, he… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think either one of them knows what it's all about, to be honest with you. Both sides are doing nothing… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I love words but I don't like strange ones. You don't understand them and they don't understand you. Old words is like… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Bankers are likeable rascals. Now that we are all wise to 'em, it's been shown that they don't know any more about… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I know things are going to get better in spite of both sides. Then when things do get better, then you'll hear… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It ain't so much what a man doesn't know that causes him so many problems, but what he knows that ain't so. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Government spending? I don't know what it's all about. I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
