The Senate just sits and waits till they find out what the president wants, so they know how to vote against him. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I love words but I don't like strange ones. You don't understand them and they don't understand you. Old words is like… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Just read the farm relief bill. It's just a political version of Einstein's last theory. If a farmer could understand it, he… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A lot of guys have had a lot of fun joking about Henry Ford because he admitted one time that he didn't… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else ... I was not a Child… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I know things are going to get better in spite of both sides. Then when things do get better, then you'll hear… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The minute you read something and you can't understand it, you can be sure it was written by a lawyer. Then, if… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know the more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Don't just grab at the first thing that comes along. Know when to refuse something that won't get you anywhere — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
