I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which… — Sachin Tendulkar Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friend jokingly says something about you but it secretly true. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't have any writers. I never get a laugh with somebody else's jokes. I can't do it justice. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like 'Mad Men' is disgusting. It's a super disgusting part… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
I definitely am a performer, and there are different styles of stand-up; I mean, some people are writers and they get onstage… — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving,… — Jackson Browne Copy Share Image
The difficulty in the way of writing a children's play is that Barrie was born too soon. Many people must have felt… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All producers encourage you, whatever it is, to make it more-so. If you've got a joke, can it be funnier? If you've… — Walter Hill Copy Share Image
Why don't blind people sky dive? Because it scares the hell out of their dogs! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it. — Monica Piper Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I am a fan of whatever makes me laugh my ass off. If it happens to be a Jew joke, then it's… — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
If you like quick put-downs and aggressive interactions with the audience, you will probably not enjoy the rambles of an unusual character… — Amy Hoggart Copy Share Image
The best joke-tellers are those who have the patience to wait for conversation to come around to the point where the jokes… — Joseph Epstein Copy Share Image
The people that become the biggest jokes are people who do not change. They stay the way they were in the past.… — Corey Feldman Copy Share Image
What are the precise characteristics of an epigram it is not easy to define. It differs from a joke, in the fact… — William Matthews Copy Share Image
Reagan was an exceedingly likeable guy, just a heck of a nice fellow, despite his politics. He was funny and loved a… — Walter Cronkite Copy Share Image
So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street… — Pulp Fiction Copy Share Image
Joke stealing is a big deal to me, but I mean, I'm not going to investigate it if it doesn't effect me… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby… — Kevin Copy Share Image
As you get older, as you become more sensitive, feel more, it becomes harder to make jokes. You censor yourself. — Alan King Copy Share Image
People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that lets you know… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
