If a handful of people look at the making of the film and realize, "Oh, my god!" It was so complicated. It… — Rob Letterman Copy Share Image
I honestly and truly love and believe in what I'm making, and it's not a joke, whereas some people would take a… — Casey Spooner Copy Share Image
What did the Ocean say to the other Ocean?...Nothing they just Waved...Did you Sea what I did there?...I'm Shore you did! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do wear wigs. ... I sometimes make the joke about me standing on a hilltop with my hair blowing in the… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Your fingernails are a joke, you've got no fangs, you can't see at night, your pink hides are ridiculous, your reflexes are… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
I have a problem with telling jokes about physics. Quite often the audience have no idea what you are talking about and,… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nobody sold prints then and prices didn't mean anything. In terms of earning your living, it was a joke. — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
On Anzac Day, coffee and jokes with a Turk might be the most meaningful and fair dinkum dawn service you could possibly… — Michael Leunig Copy Share Image
Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have to make a joke every 10–15 minutes. It’s a way of keeping up morale. — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help… — Brad Thor Copy Share Image
Jim Pagliaroni joined the club tonight and is going to be a welcome addition. He was describing a girl that one of… — Jim Bouton Copy Share Image
When I was in high school, I was dating this girl and wanted to make her birthday really special. I showed up… — Dave Franco Copy Share Image
All the time the joke is that the word "mine" in its fully possessive sense cannot be uttered by a human being… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
I think the serious things really are the things that make for happiness--people and things that are compatible, love.... So many people… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
I always assumed that at some point I would have to quit making jokes, get a real job and do something meaningful… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“I remember watching an old Dracula movie once with Alphonse and having him laugh himself sick at the sight of a vamp… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
I joke, but I only half joke, that if you come to one of our hospitals missing a limb, no one will… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
“Okay, that one's pretty good," Fred acknowledged, after she'd told him a particularly filthy joke. "But have you heard the one about… — Bridget Zinn Copy Share Image
You have to have that emotional investment in the jokes that you're saying otherwise they actually don't work. You can say exactly… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke… — Bassem Youssef Copy Share Image
