I'm not opposed to doing science fiction or comedy, but there has to be respect. I refuse to be the joke, the… — Darlene Cates Copy Share Image
For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Whenever I make a blasphemous joke, I always say that I believe in a God big enough to know that I'm just… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
“Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I don't really do anything unless it's from the heart - I don't like to joke on people, or distract them from… — Lil B Copy Share Image
I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
For the better part of the first year in college, I didn't understand a single joke. For the better part of the… — Jon Rahm Copy Share Image
I want people to look at me as a four-time world champion, in two weight categories, as a down-to-earth man of the… — Ricky Hatton Copy Share Image
There is a standard joke in the family. Probably we should go into selling second-hand shoes. — Ferdinand Marcos Copy Share Image
No one understood why I would wanna be behind the camera, not in front of the camera, and so no one took… — Amanda de Cadenet Copy Share Image
Jaspal Bhatti saab was the one who uplifted the image of Sikhs on the national and international stage. There used to be… — Binnu Dhillon Copy Share Image
I use this notepad onstage, mastering the art of not being professional. I'll do a joke that doesn't work on purpose, then… — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
Trawl through the world of blogs and tweets, and you will find readers complaining when they stumble upon a word they don't… — Howard Jacobson Copy Share Image
The bravest artists I've ever known have always been graf artists. Risking your life and your freedom is no joke. — El-P Copy Share Image
It would not occur to me to write a joke like, 'This would be great if I was more like Andrew Dice… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
“We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I like to joke about being gay because it's something teenagers would never joke about. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I used to joke that, since breastfeeding, my boobs looked like an old athletic sock with some loose change at the bottom,… — Jessica St. Clair Copy Share Image
“You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
But I really like our experimental, performance and monologue videos, where there's barely jokes in the video, where it's almost a joke… — Dave McCary Copy Share Image
To me, music is not a stunt. Music is not a joke. I take every lick of music that I've ever played… — Tim Commerford Copy Share Image
