Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke. — Joe Bob Briggs Copy Share Image
Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
A lot of times, comedy writers will go for the gay joke, and I've been vocal about saying, 'Go for the smart… — Michael Arden Copy Share Image
The world is a very serious and, at times, very sad place - but at other times it is all such a… — George Harrison Copy Share Image
Never take someone's feelings as a joke. You will never know how much it fucking hurts. — DP Antiqus Copy Share Image
Somebody from Pitchfork Festival wanted me to have a Microphones reunion. It's a joke. It's just me. — Phil Elverum Copy Share Image
I know there is someone out there for everyone. I just can't understand why the one for me is hiding — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At bottom the world isn't a joke. We only joke about it to avoid an issue with someone, to let someone know… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
You don't see a wonderful shot in a comedy. Why? Because they don't want to distract you from what matters, which is… — Fede Alvarez Copy Share Image
Coming up with a funny joke is like falling in love: It can hit you any time, anywhere. Having said that, the… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I'm actually into the idea of doing stand-up comedy, as a joke. You know how people do karaoke for fun? Well it… — Keeley Hazell Copy Share Image
It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
That generic outlook of what a 'WWE champion' should be is a joke to me. The casual fan walks in and expects… — Bray Wyatt Copy Share Image
It's now become a joke in my family that as soon as I finish a job, I'm on a loop saying, 'I'm… — Nicola Walker Copy Share Image
Kanye's the best listener I've ever worked with. If I interrupt Kanye, every single time, he'll wait for me to finish before… — Scooter Braun Copy Share Image
One of my favorite things, coming of age, reading comics, was these ideologies and these philosophies of these characters. Seeing those on… — Cameron Monaghan Copy Share Image
“Paris? Psh, lame. I'd take my babe on horseback through the mountains up to the falls. Then we'd have a picnic on… — A. Kirk Copy Share Image
“Actually, the Bible doesn’t say anything about masturbation,” I said, adding, “unless you count, ‘Whatever you find to do with your hand,… — Michael Lister Copy Share Image
“Ooh ho!” he says. “In such a small boat? Tonto!” Fool. “It’s not so small, it’s my whole house.” The old man… — Steven Callahan Copy Share Image
Generally speaking, we get the joke. We know that the free market is nonsense. We know that the whole point is to… — Ron Bloom Copy Share Image
“Okay, that one's pretty good," Fred acknowledged, after she'd told him a particularly filthy joke. "But have you heard the one about… — Bridget Zinn Copy Share Image
The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke.… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The really funny moments you notice throughout your life are very seldom generated by one person telling a joke. — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
You're not going to see my sense of humor on the football field. That's not a place for me to joke around. — Tom Brady Copy Share Image
There's always that one person that got a bad grade and is playing it off as a joke, but everyone knows they're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like people who I can occasionally have really deep conversations with, and at the same time joke around with them. — Ritu Copy Share Image
“That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.” — Kasey Collin P. Dumdum Copy Share Image
“many chimneys does Santa go down? A: Stacks! What was your favorite joke? Leave” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I make a joke that I'm the Internet curmudgeon, but 'wary' is a good way to put it. — Bill Keller Copy Share Image
The funny thing about life is, it can change your worst problem into the funniest joke. It just needs time. — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
He was saying that the end of the world wasn't an accident; it was a joke. — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Nothing reveals a man's character better than the kind of joke at which he takes offense. — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
“Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
